HL2RP² Quotes

[Deleted member 906]

That's no edging that's just not following it

Don't see you doing anything about it yet! :D

 

[Deleted member 374]

Don't see you doing anything about it yet! :D

jesus

 

['77 East]

Don't see you doing anything about it yet! :D

hey @Numbers you have this guy dead to rights

 

[Deleted member 906]

jesus

hey @Numbers you have this guy dead to rights

snip

Only a couple days late.

 

[Raiden]

Lennie Lambert says "I want a nice and secluded house. Not too secluded, y'know, I wanna be like, maybe, a ten to fifteen minute drive away from society."
'Cody' says "Yeah, somewhere to take the kids to school."
Lennie Lambert says "But secluded enough to live in proper peace."
'Cody' says "Somewhere to work."
'Cody' says "But loud enough to dig a hole without some fucking council crying at your back."
Lennie Lambert says "Aye."
'Cody' says "If there's one thing the combine did well is the total abolition of the local council."

** SERVER CRASHES **

City of York council did not appreciate my roleplay, sorry guys.

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

City of York council

The only good thing the York Council has done was create a sign that tells its locals to not be a tosser

That's about it. I pissed them off once by digging a huge hole in the back garden of my council house. And since then did everything in my power to piss them off by not filling it up.

Then they blocked me inside my house for two days because they wanted to install fiber optic

 

[PepicWalrus]

I'd like to confirm that the next timeline will be about society recovering and yes the City Council will be the main villains.

 

[Ricsow]

A series of unfortunate events

 

[Tinbe]

[PM] Lennie Lambert -> Alexander Frederick Klaus: my friend
[PM] Lennie Lambert -> Alexander Frederick Klaus: wrong person

 

[contained postal dude]

A series of unfortunate events

My fries did that. I'm very proud.

 

[OneClassyBanana]

@Numbers met Renoir today. Poor bastard.

 

[Joku]

"Kleiner ain't no Hebrew name!" - Joey Brooks, circa 2023

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

[A slim woman of medium height and fai...] radios on 543.8: "Good news, L.A. I have found a crate."
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "SHOTS NEAR GAS!"
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "Cops!"

[SA] Señor Jaggles banned the character Los 'L.A' Angeles.


guts theme (HQ VERSION)

 

[contained postal dude]

Look ma! I'm in the quote list!

[A slim woman of medium height and fai...] radios on 543.8: "Good news, L.A. I have found a crate."
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "SHOTS NEAR GAS!"
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "Cops!"

[SA] Señor Jaggles banned the character Los 'L.A' Angeles.


guts theme (HQ VERSION)

 

[Joku]

[A slim woman of medium height and fai...] radios on 543.8: "Good news, L.A. I have found a crate."
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "SHOTS NEAR GAS!"
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "Cops!"

Gut feeling might've saved me then
F for L.A ;-;

 

[Oswald]

Gut feeling might've saved me then
F for L.A ;-;

[A slim woman of medium height and fai...] radios on 543.8: "Good news, L.A. I have found a crate."
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "SHOTS NEAR GAS!"
[A caucasian male standing near 180 cm...] radios on 543.8: "Cops!"

[SA] Señor Jaggles banned the character Los 'L.A' Angeles.


guts theme (HQ VERSION)

POV: L.A killing his way back out of hell to hang out somemore

 

[ovxy]

[Restless warfighter that's seen bette...] whispers on XXX.X: "- I'm gonna' fuckin' spam order pizza over the request device. Don't tempt me."
S17:SDR-2.HUNTER-5 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: Hostile is hesitating. ::>"
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "You heard him, he wants pizza orders."
[Restless warfighter that's seen bette...] whispers on XXX.X: "- fuckin' calling me on my bluff, man."
S17:SDR-2.HUNTER-5 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: Hostile is experiencing extreme panic. ::>"
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "So right- Mister Fuck-Throat, I need five salami pizza's, family size to the factory, one cheese pizza to your forcefield, because you guys are fuckin' blind by the way."
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "Nice looking elevator, just saying."
[Restless warfighter that's seen bette...] whispers on XXX.X: "Who fuck eats *SALAMI* pizza?"
[Restless warfighter that's seen bette...] whispers on XXX.X: "Freak."
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "Oh yeah, and two LARGE Hawaii-pizza for the combine facility at the docks. Because you guys are creeps."
[Speaks with a Middle-Eastern accent. ...] whispers on XXX.X: "I heard OTA have webbed feet.. You little aquatic creatures, you."
S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: Order received. Your pizza is on its way. ::>"
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "Hurry up."
[Restless warfighter that's seen bette...] whispers on XXX.X: "Thanks man."
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "Ten minutes then it's free."
[Speaks with a Middle-Eastern accent. ...] whispers on XXX.X: "Hey, Overwatch.. Can you confirm if you have webbed feet?"
[A mature, youthful vortigaunt, carryi...] radios on XXX.X: "The oppressor must *hurry* with the *Pizzarrrr*."
S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: Location confirmed. Enforcing stability — sending all spikes to primary target. ::>"
An ominous thud reminiscent of a headcrab canister barrage resonates throughout the city and its surrounding areas.
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] radios on XXX.X: "Hnn- HAHAHAHAH-"
[Restless warfighter that's seen bette...] whispers on XXX.X: "- that doesn't sound like a *pizza*."
[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "You missed our delivery spot by the way..."
S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: We don't care. ::>"

 

[Rabid]

[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "You missed our delivery spot by the way..."
S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: We don't care. ::>"

Man I can't believe ya'll doxed my local pizza place

 

[OneClassyBanana]

Peter Schmidt says "You there!"
*** Peter Schmidt leaned in a bit.
*** Joseph Jordan doesn't as much as glance up from his book. "Not a chance."
Peter Schmidt says "Mi amigo, you look like a man needing become rich-"
*** Peter Schmidt looked at the man, strangely, then to the book, what was he reading?

*** 'Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance'.

Peter Schmidt says "You uh- You thick or something?"
Peter Schmidt says "Unimaginable riches and you wanna' read about bikes?"

Joseph Jordan says "Mmh. Seems that way."

 

[PepicWalrus]

[A black armored man, he speaks with a...] whispers on XXX.X: "You missed our delivery spot by the way..."
S17:ORD-2.DAGGER-2 whispers on XXX.X: "<:: We don't care. ::>"

Man I can't believe ya'll doxed my local pizza place