HL2RP² Quotes

[FreeSpy]

insert funny quotes here and ignore screenshot thread

 

[Toriwarior30055]

(3:42 PM) CMB:SDR.SWORD-01: I am now become the transhumanized

 

[Señor Jaggles]

S##:RNK-3.TAGLINE-61 says "<:: OTA lives solely off lean. ::>"
S##:RNK-3.TAGLINE-61 says "<:: No food, no drink, just lean. ::>"

 

[Thood74]

S##:RNK-3.TAGLINE-61 says "<:: OTA lives solely off lean. ::>"
S##:RNK-3.TAGLINE-61 says "<:: No food, no drink, just lean. ::>"

For a bunch of modified albino husks that drink only lean they are bulky motherfuckers

 

[Lewis!]

snip wrong thread

 

[Akula]

"truly, you have lived a half life, too. mr freeman" - the government man

 

[john]

[15:00:32] Joseph 'Fifteen' Cubbage has used '/MeC carefully listens to the officer as they finish their sentence , he bobs his eyeballs.

 

[Oswald]

Joseph 'Fifteen' Cubbage

A cursed name indeed

 

[Zeenz]

Defender-2 : <::Ima bout to morb all over these rebels::>

 

[Akula]

C17:30.UNION-1 says "<:: Evening Senator, sorry to interrupt. ::>"
Sen. Emmett Holland says "What can I do you for, friend?"
C17:30.UNION-1 says "<:: I have a uh, package, for you. An assistant of Senator Bateman dropped it off, said it was, revision notes? For you? ::>"
Sen. Emmett Holland says "Revision notes? Please, do let me see this."
*** C17:30.UNION-1 offers over a thick cardboard package, securely wrapped in tape, with a Union logo over it, stating "CLASSIFIED, DO NOT OPEN"
Sen. Emmett Holland says "I see. And now I have it in my posession I may do what I please with it?"
C17:30.UNION-1 says "<:: Guess so, you're the Senator. ::>"
Sen. Emmett Holland says "Brilliant."
*** Sen. Emmett Holland slowly opens it, looking inside.
* As the box is opened and the detonator is pulled elsewhere, the shaped charge inside goes off. All three within are immediately blown to hell, dead on impact. The room is rocked by the sudden shrapnel bomb

never forget the brave sacrifices of our fighting men and women in civil protection o7 o7 slava combina

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

Sen. Emmett Holland says "I see. And now I have it in my posession I may do what I please with it?"

 

[Señor Jaggles]

@Numbers (optimistic): Look how good we're dealing with a contingency! This is great!
Me (outrageously optimistic): Yeah but how about less contingencies? How about less of that?

 

[Anthrax_PL]

[PM] Jamal Spencer -> 'DEJA VU': IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

 

[maxi]

*** C42:25.JUDGE-2 snatched one from 4. He chugged it down like it was his mother’s milk.

 

[Akula]

most well trained cop

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

most well trained cop

Point it at himself and flagged the RL while he was at it

 

[Raiden]

Emmett Holland's end was not my finest hour

 

[Akula]

'Pierogi' says "Wururlrllrugh."
'Pierogi' says "Snargh."
'Pierogi' says "Snegh."
'Pierogi' says "Snegh? Snargh."
'Pierogi' says "Blrurruugh."
'Pierogi' says "Snugh."
'Pierogi' says "SNruruugh."
'Pierogi' says "SNARGH!"
'Pierogi' says "REGH!"
'Pierogi' says "Glerbrbbgh."
*** 'Pierogi' munches
'Pierogi' says "Hrmmrmgh."
'Pierogi' says "Glergh?"
'Pierogi' says "Glergh."
'Pierogi' says "Wagh."
'Pierogi' says "Regh."

me accepting the award for nebulous best roleplayer

 

[FreeSpy]

@Simman102

 

[Lewis!]

Los 'L.A' Angeles says "He's doing a little jig."
James McEwoy says "The beast can't be doing that."
'Cody' says "Lmao rip unlucky bro."
Los 'L.A' Angeles says "Detect some bitches."

Rebels when they discover the strung-up corpse of a medic missing his scalp

It feels like I'm back in Clockwork 💀