"uhhhhh you gotta move your hand farther for [["
do you type with one finger, you fucking troglodytes? you absolute goddamn buffoons? you dare fucking defile my planet with .// bullshit? .// is syntactically too similar to //, it's for pathetic manchildren who cannot stomach the idea of learning to use keys outside the comfort zone of their fingers. people who use .// are the same gormless cretins who lack a numberpad, who have no function keys, who use caps lock instead of shift for the start of each sentence. may god have mercy on your soul for you shall find none with me.