Israel threatens New Zealand with war

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Calm down everyone, nobody's starting a war.

Bibi said that New Zealand's request for the resolution in the UN was an act of a diplomatic attack on Israel, the media just loves to spin it around.

אנשים שאשכרה מאמינים שהולכת להיות מלחמה צריכים לבדוק אם התבלבלו בכדורים

also since gigi brought memriTV

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Their longest long range missile can't carry the missile half the distance needed. Pretty shitty invasion if you have to rely on the domino effect, if everyone says "Fight your own battle shit-head" It will litterely just be a "My country's better then your country" battle.
 
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Their longest long range missile can't carry the missile half the distance needed. Pretty shitty invasion if you have to rely on the domino effect, if everyone says "Fight your own battle shit-head" It will litterely just be a "My country's better then your country" battle.
huh those german nuclear submarines merkel gave us surew ill come in handy now
 
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As I saw, New Australia has no LRM, so have fun!

the subs also don't have that much range and good luck trying to find a nation willing to let your jew fleet refuel

plus even if the NZ navy only has two frigates that's still two more than best ally
 
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the subs also don't have that much range and good luck trying to find a nation willing to let your jew fleet refuel

plus even if the NZ navy only has two frigates that's still two more than best ally
Then back to stalemate.

New australia can return to shagging sheep like they were intended to and Isreal can continue counting Shekels or drawing maps or something.
 

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jesus christ what possible reason could Israel have to attack fucking New Zealand, are you insane?
And who's degenerate fucking idea was it bringing this topic up in a fucking meme fueled roleplay forum? Were you HONESTLY looking to receive insightful and serious comments, or were you expecting this level of autism when you posted this?
 
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jesus christ what possible reason could Israel have to attack fucking New Zealand, are you insane?
And who's degenerate fucking idea was it bringing this topic up in a fucking meme fueled roleplay forum? Were you HONESTLY looking to receive insightful and serious comments, or were you expecting this level of autism when you posted this?
well i wasn't expecting a serious conversation, i was actually just after a bit of bant, which i got. chill bro
 

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jesus christ what possible reason could Israel have to attack fucking New Zealand, are you insane?
And who's degenerate fucking idea was it bringing this topic up in a fucking meme fueled roleplay forum? Were you HONESTLY looking to receive insightful and serious comments, or were you expecting this level of autism when you posted this?
you slothmachine and eli are gonna be leading the charge on new zealand
 
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