let me take you back
this was back in '15, august, i was part of the 3/9 gold members infantry regiment, we were heading into quick thread valley, heavy shitposting activity back then. we had to clear 'em out.
so we were rolling back the pages, open field, suddenly up ahead, a bait-thread village, lotsa newbies running around up there.
and then it came, a shitpost, we saw the flash, came from the thread. one of my friends picked it up, it was a stock photo, 5.56-shitpost caliber, he burnt his hand and he dropped it.
our sergeant major ordered us to halt, get behind some rocks, sure enough he was calling a CM airstrike on the thread, we were gonna lock it.
so it blows up, and we roll in, amongst the dead we only find innocent hl2rpers, and then suddenly, 'posts have been made on this thread since you last viewed' i turn to my left, fire 2 dumb ratings straight into the shitposters head. only when i check the body. it was a finlay russell
i killed a gold member
and here i stand, with you people having the gut to give me a medal for it.
i'm a roleplay criminal
i deserve the chair, not a medal ceremony