Serious LGBT Thread

[Deleted member 442]

damn bro get you a guy to hold you and make sure you say no homo

it's 2019 ladies, take care of your man or another man will.

 

[MaXenzie]

nothin wrong with givin family members a cheek kiss as a greeting?

but only close family

idk we got a little french in the family so that might be where it comes from lol

oh that might be whats making it weird

yeah we've been going lip to ass

 

[PilotBland]

time to make it weird again

im comfortable kissing my entire family and they are back

brother, father, mother, grandma

all my friends say thats fucking weird and im like ???

same lol we’re hispanic and oddly comfortable with those gestures cause it literally isn’t

I’ve met dudes uncomfortable to hug their dads, once sure they love each other but affectionate displays like that are frowned upon with some families

depressing

 

[surra]

in my family if you hug someone you're gay as fuck and it makes the whole room gets weirded out

 

[Rabid]

same lol we’re hispanic and oddly comfortable with those gestures cause it literally isn’t

I’ve met dudes uncomfortable to hug their dads, once sure they love each other but affectionate displays like that are frowned upon with some families

depressing

Okay can I be real and say I absolutely never imagined you being hispanic

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

depends on the culture. you'd get boxed if you did that in finland, but in spain/portugal/italy you're kissing everyone.

i'll never forget having to give my teacher a kiss when i lived in portugal..... culture shock is right

 

[Rabid]

in my family if you hug someone you're gay as fuck and it makes the whole room gets weirded out

Surrator my man you are also learning to make explosives as part of your education next year

I'M JUST SAYING IT MAKES SENSE

 

[ButtonLip]

My mom is Russian tea doll size, so when we hug I pick her up.
It takes all my mental fortitude not to do the same thing with my fragile grandmother.

 

[constantdisplay]

in my family if you hug someone you're gay as fuck and it makes the whole room gets weirded out

bruh

 

[cns - he/him/his]

life is too short to not sure proper affection to the ones you love

 

[MaXenzie]

in my family if you hug someone you're gay as fuck and it makes the whole room gets weirded out

surrator the kinda dude to say no homo after a handshake

 

[Rabid]

My mom is Russian tea doll size, so when we hug I pick her up.
It takes all my mental fortitude not to do the same thing with my fragile grandmother.

Have you ever considered suplexing her

 

[constantdisplay]

life is too short to not sure proper affection to the ones you love

every hug could be their or your last

gotta make it count before it's too late

 

[PilotBland]

Okay can I be real and say I absolutely never imagined you being hispanic

tell that to @Whilt

 

[cns - he/him/his]

The real power play is turning a hug into a bodyslam and then pinning them to win the Heavyweight belt

 

[MaXenzie]

The real power play is turning a hug into a bodyslam and then pinning them to win the Heavyweight belt

even better when you do it to your cousin that's 7 years younger than you and still in primary school

 

[PilotBland]

Hello son, you graduated high school. I will ration you 1x handshake for a job well done, you’ll get one at your marriage ceremony and on my deathbed.

feels like a lot parents treat their kids as business partners or employees than part of themselves lol

 

[Rabid]

Real shit my mother will unironically go in for a casual hug and then hip-toss me to the floor

She's a straight savage

 

[Ond]

Real shit my mother will unironically go in for a casual hug and then hip-toss me to the floor

She's a straight savage

id bodyslam you as well you gobby cunt

 

[ButtonLip]

Have you ever considered suplexing her