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[SGT Angel]

 

[Charlie]

there was this guy on my team who was attacking a teammate because they got on the horse before them so i bashed their head in with the maul before they could kill the horse or the teammate

literally white knighting in the medieval era

 

[axido]

@rob

:(

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justice served @rob

 

[Deleted member 6062]

 

[Zombine]

just bought the game; only dark souls could make me look worse than this
on the plus side i'm fantastic at archery and get lots of lucky headshots. pretty good game.

 

[axido]

big shoutouts to @rob for being such a kind wholesome soul to run out in the middle of a horde match just to bring me back a bandage when I was on 12hp

 

[Deleted member 6062]

big shoutouts to @rob for being such a kind wholesome soul to run out in the middle of a horde match just to bring me back a bandage when I was on 12hp

 

[Luft]

just bought the game; only dark souls could make me look worse than this
on the plus side i'm fantastic at archery and get lots of lucky headshots. pretty good game.

dark souls has the fantastic gameplay

this game has the satisfaction of cutting off somebodies head with one swing and get fucked by a maul from behind

 

[Deleted member 6062]

get fucked by a maul from behind

*CRUNCH*

 

[Zombine]

finally got enough money and a high enough level to make a mercenary
felt retarded when i finished adding all the perks and was like "ok lol time to customize my armor... why can't i equip anything wtf"
settled on medium armor executioner sword

Spoiler

get my ass beaten by the goddamn eveningstar and bardiche every single time though....

 

[Charlie]

finally got enough money and a high enough level to make a mercenary
felt retarded when i finished adding all the perks and was like "ok lol time to customize my armor... why can't i equip anything wtf"
settled on medium armor executioner sword

Spoiler

get my ass beaten by the goddamn eveningstar and bardiche every single time though....

you should use something more reliable like the longsword for starters

the game isn't that hard to be skillful at

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

Nestle Crunch

 

[SGT Angel]

DODGE THIS YOU BASTADDDSSSS

 

[Tzula]

can I just be real and say that the war axe Is bloody brilliant with how it can remove the skulls of four enemies all in a row in wonderous fashion.

 

[Knight]

bloody brilliant

bruh

 

[Tzula]

bruh

bloody brilliant use of the phrase.

 

[Tzula]

Finally finished my Chaos Warrior Of Khorne :]

vs

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[Deleted member 6062]

if you're not having a sword fight with your boys on the log bridge in taiga what are you doing

 

[axido]

rip rob

@rob

 

[Tzula]

mfw I kick open a door and someone goes flying and I see they are still on the ground.