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[Nömad <3]

top 10 anime romances

Jealous Dane is jealous because I stole his Space Invader.

 

[SpaceInvader]

7:39 -✪ SpaceInvader ✪:your gay
7:39 - ✪ SpaceInvader ✪:and i am gay for you

@SpaceInvader what you trying to get at here

just one of those nights

 

[Nicrobe]

00:28 - Nicrob: like, it went halfway in
00:29 - unstable individual: HA
00:29 - unstable individual: PUMPKINS ARE VICIOUS
00:29 - Nicrob: no, this fucking hurts
00:30 - Nicrob: "Pumpkin's seed"

 

[Khiel]

 

[Dan]

@Joshua Hood ??????

 

[SpaceInvader]

Vix: wanna do anything with me?
✪ SpaceInvader ✪: sex
Vix: i would if i could
Vix: but i was circumsized the day i was born
Vix: the isis way

@Vix

 

[Weresheep]

/ME FURIOUSLY GUSHES CUM EVERYWHERE - @afric

Edit: Taken on my phone so there is no name tag for poor Afric

 

[Jimbo]

$$$jimbo$$$: whats ur homework
c: im actually 11
c: ok so
c: we gotta
c: send a pic of our flacid dick
$$$jimbo$$$: why do you need help with that
c: idk

 

[Jimbo]

44: dude would u fuck semen demon
$$$jimbo$$$: whos semen demon
44: semen demon
$$$jimbo$$$: idk who semen demon is
$$$jimbo$$$: maybe
$$$jimbo$$$: the name sounds pretty hot
$$$jimbo$$$: is it like a succubus
44: yes but its a trap
$$$jimbo$$$: oh
$$$jimbo$$$: no i dont think i would


this guy just sends me this shit at random

 

[Nicrobe]

18:16 - surrator: I hate life
18:16 - Nicrob: I'd deepthroat you
18:16 - surrator: oh
18:16 - surrator: I love life now

 

[Berke]

Shadow Flex: like, it's statistically probable that I'll become a statistic
Shadow Flex: it's a vicious circle of mediocrity

@Shadow Flex


i have been given existential crisis help

 

[Mirukihoshi]

Shadow Flex: like, it's statistically probable that I'll become a statistic
Shadow Flex: it's a vicious circle of mediocrity

@Shadow Flex


i have been given existential crisis help

if it makes you feel any better you were the fastest sperm when the odds weren't in your favor, so at least you exist <3

 

[Nicrobe]

if it makes you feel any better you were the fastest sperm when the odds weren't in your favor, so at least you exist <3

Even better yet, that's not even true! The egg basically CHOOSES which sperm to let inside while every single sperm races even though it won't even matter if they reach it first...

Fuck

 

[21ml]

18:16 - surrator: I hate life
18:16 - Nicrob: I'd deepthroat you
18:16 - surrator: oh
18:16 - surrator: I love life now

I don't understand what context makes this any different

 

[Deleted member 374]

sexual post ≠ funny post

 

[Rabid]

I don't understand what context makes this any different

No homo

 

[Isuckatgaming]

No homo

Yes you are admit it

RabidFaggot93

 

[Rabid]

Yes you are admit it

RabidFaggot93

 

[shia]

Vanna: consent doesnt really matter

@Vanna

 

[Vanna]

Vanna: consent doesnt really matter

@Vanna

Shia Labeouf: don't leave me here with a fucking spiked bat up my ass