Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GLYCOLYSIS
Nicrobe: I WILL NICOTINAMIDE ADENINE DINUCLEOTIDE PHOSPHATE YOU
Nicrobe: *Ree*
Shrek: ......heh....... don't make me inhibit your citric acid cycle, kid.....
Nicrobe: I'll Calvin-Benson your ass so hard, you'll become the sunless reaction yourself
Shrek: whoah, slow down, don't become sour on me now
Nicrobe: Ill shove schilomicrons up your digestive absorption surface so much, you'll end up having to replace your lymph nodes to prevent an artery blockage
Nicrobe: And then I'll flood your endocrine receptors with unnecessary amounts of tyroxin to give you a thyroid disease
Nicrobe: And THEN maybe your dilated ass eyes will finally see my magnificence after you get your guatre removed
Nicrobe: I'll stuff so much chlorophyte up your nose you'll become greener than an autotrophic ogre with crown petals
Nicrobe: Then MAYBE you'll finally see how small your plant-state brain is under some janusz green B dye after being fixated onto a lamelle under a basic light microscope
Shrek:
Shrek: (whoah, hey) my name is shrek and i'm here to say, my polypeptides beat yours any day.
Nicrobe: ...Because it'll have more chlo- Oh hi
Shrek: you might think, that you're cool (hey, yo)
Shrek: but actually, you're like a stool
Shrek: (heyo, oho) yeah, a stool sample, watch me walk all over you
Shrek: a stampede, a TRAMPLE
Nicrobe: Shut it, your tRNA is so fat it can't even reach your ribosome under the amount of adipose to even translate a single codone of DNA, let alone synthesizing a whole peptide from it
Nicrobe: It can't even duplicate a plasmid, let alone a whole polypeptide hah
Shrek: (hey, yo) like i said earlier, shrek is my name
Shrek: zygote creation, is my game
Nicrobe: No mitochondria on earth has enough ATP to bring your fat electronegativity down enough to open up your Sodium-Potassium ATP-ase pumps
Which means ya can't even send out a freakin' nerve impulse boyo
Shrek: (ey, ey) impulse huh? that's easy to say
Nicrobe: But I doubt you cared, you green fat fuck have enough surface area and chlorophyll to synthesize enough ATP to run a train
Shrek: (oh, yeah) just stand here and take my full haploidic gamete spray
Shrek: (ey, yo)
Shrek: *instrumental breakdown*
Nicrobe: You don't even have enough space in your chaotically fat somatic cells to duplicate, let alone your spermatozoids to register the testorone to start a myotic cycle which will create your "Gamete spray"
Lol boy
Nicrobe: You'll need some metformin for those swollen ass hepatic cells to even allow your hemoglobin pass through your capillaries without a toll fee HAH
Shrek: (uh, yeah) you've angered me lad, get ready for a roasting
Shrek: i'll denaturalize your proteins, get ready for a toastin'
Nicrobe: Roasting? CAREFUL BOY, YOU'LL END UP FRYING YOUR OWN SERRATED MUSCLE TISSUE WITH ALL THE MOUTH MOVIN, YOU HAVE ENOUGH DEAD ADIPOSE TO START A TRUCK
AHAHAHAHA
Shrek: (yo, yo) shut up man, you've got weak rhymes
Shrek: you should take a second look at all of those enzymes
Shrek: (ey, ey) because it's clear to me that all 'ur processes ain't working
Shrek: get back to your weak-ass laboratory lurkin’
Shrek: (oh, ho) i can see from here, my rhymes are hitting
Shrek: soon you'll stop your glucose to pyrovate splittin'
Nicrobe: I've enough enzymes to non-competitively inhibit your entire reproductive cycle, got so much testosterone I'll spew my ESH-1 to screw your wife without even likin' her
Shrek: (wo, wo) stop it mang, you've been burnt to a crisp
Shrek: your weak rhymes are coming out slower than a titrational drip
Nicrobe: I'll hydrolize you to your monosachharides, sugar
Won't even see me transportin' your succrose in my sieve sells, sucka
Nicrobe: No chemistry
Or I'll go stereoisomery on your butt
Shrek: (yo, yo) cis or trans sucka', doesn't matter to me
Nicrobe: So you know how much I hate that subject
And how important it freaking is to understand whether an organic compound is in beta or alpha conformation when you try to see what fucking reacted with your peptide chain
Shrek: i think it's clear from here, you've begun to see
Nicrobe: AARGH I hate hate hate hate hate-
Shrek: (ey, ey) that my rhymes are stabler than a tertiary carbon molecule
Shrek: (ey, ey) that my rhymes are stabler than a tertiary carbon molecule
Shrek: so stop it now with your weak-ass biologiy-drool
Nicrobe: I still have enough lysosomes to cut your green ass
Too bad I can't digest cellulose with my omnivore digestive tract
Nicrobe: Excuse me
What was that
Nicrobe: Was about to fall asleep
Now it is 2:11 and I am spewing random biology crap
Shrek: (yo,yo) you're like a carbocation to my sn1 reaction, doomed to be an enthalpic-diagram subtraction
Shrek: ye same here