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23:16 - em the tiny salt factory: im so angry right now i'm going to stab myself in the anus with a sharpened pencil

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train: holy shit i thought sandy hook was that squirrel from spongebob not a fucking school shootnig
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train: i fucking
train: swear down i thought it was the squirrel
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welcome to the night-time steam chat grand slam

in the left corner, @Nicrobe. in the right corner, @Shrek

Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GLYCOLYSIS

Nicrobe: I WILL NICOTINAMIDE ADENINE DINUCLEOTIDE PHOSPHATE YOU

Nicrobe: *Ree*

Shrek: ......heh....... don't make me inhibit your citric acid cycle, kid.....

Nicrobe: I'll Calvin-Benson your ass so hard, you'll become the sunless reaction yourself

Shrek: whoah, slow down, don't become sour on me now

Nicrobe: Ill shove schilomicrons up your digestive absorption surface so much, you'll end up having to replace your lymph nodes to prevent an artery blockage

Nicrobe: And then I'll flood your endocrine receptors with unnecessary amounts of tyroxin to give you a thyroid disease

Nicrobe: And THEN maybe your dilated ass eyes will finally see my magnificence after you get your guatre removed

Nicrobe: I'll stuff so much chlorophyte up your nose you'll become greener than an autotrophic ogre with crown petals

Nicrobe: Then MAYBE you'll finally see how small your plant-state brain is under some janusz green B dye after being fixated onto a lamelle under a basic light microscope

Shrek:

Shrek: (whoah, hey) my name is shrek and i'm here to say, my polypeptides beat yours any day.

Nicrobe: ...Because it'll have more chlo- Oh hi

Shrek: you might think, that you're cool (hey, yo)

Shrek: but actually, you're like a stool

Shrek: (heyo, oho) yeah, a stool sample, watch me walk all over you

Shrek: a stampede, a TRAMPLE

Nicrobe: Shut it, your tRNA is so fat it can't even reach your ribosome under the amount of adipose to even translate a single codone of DNA, let alone synthesizing a whole peptide from it

Nicrobe: It can't even duplicate a plasmid, let alone a whole polypeptide hah

Shrek: (hey, yo) like i said earlier, shrek is my name

Shrek: zygote creation, is my game

Nicrobe: No mitochondria on earth has enough ATP to bring your fat electronegativity down enough to open up your Sodium-Potassium ATP-ase pumps


Which means ya can't even send out a freakin' nerve impulse boyo

Shrek: (ey, ey) impulse huh? that's easy to say

Nicrobe: But I doubt you cared, you green fat fuck have enough surface area and chlorophyll to synthesize enough ATP to run a train

Shrek: (oh, yeah) just stand here and take my full haploidic gamete spray

Shrek: (ey, yo)

Shrek: *instrumental breakdown*


Nicrobe: You don't even have enough space in your chaotically fat somatic cells to duplicate, let alone your spermatozoids to register the testorone to start a myotic cycle which will create your "Gamete spray"


Lol boy

Nicrobe: You'll need some metformin for those swollen ass hepatic cells to even allow your hemoglobin pass through your capillaries without a toll fee HAH

Shrek: (uh, yeah) you've angered me lad, get ready for a roasting

Shrek: i'll denaturalize your proteins, get ready for a toastin'

Nicrobe: Roasting? CAREFUL BOY, YOU'LL END UP FRYING YOUR OWN SERRATED MUSCLE TISSUE WITH ALL THE MOUTH MOVIN, YOU HAVE ENOUGH DEAD ADIPOSE TO START A TRUCK



AHAHAHAHA

Shrek: (yo, yo) shut up man, you've got weak rhymes

Shrek: you should take a second look at all of those enzymes

Shrek: (ey, ey) because it's clear to me that all 'ur processes ain't working

Shrek: get back to your weak-ass laboratory lurkin’

Shrek: (oh, ho) i can see from here, my rhymes are hitting

Shrek: soon you'll stop your glucose to pyrovate splittin'

Nicrobe: I've enough enzymes to non-competitively inhibit your entire reproductive cycle, got so much testosterone I'll spew my ESH-1 to screw your wife without even likin' her

Shrek: (wo, wo) stop it mang, you've been burnt to a crisp

Shrek: your weak rhymes are coming out slower than a titrational drip

Nicrobe: I'll hydrolize you to your monosachharides, sugar


Won't even see me transportin' your succrose in my sieve sells, sucka

Nicrobe: No chemistry



Or I'll go stereoisomery on your butt

Shrek: (yo, yo) cis or trans sucka', doesn't matter to me

Nicrobe: So you know how much I hate that subject


And how important it freaking is to understand whether an organic compound is in beta or alpha conformation when you try to see what fucking reacted with your peptide chain

Shrek: i think it's clear from here, you've begun to see

Nicrobe: AARGH I hate hate hate hate hate-

Shrek: (ey, ey) that my rhymes are stabler than a tertiary carbon molecule

Shrek: (ey, ey) that my rhymes are stabler than a tertiary carbon molecule

Shrek: so stop it now with your weak-ass biologiy-drool

Nicrobe: I still have enough lysosomes to cut your green ass


Too bad I can't digest cellulose with my omnivore digestive tract

Nicrobe: Excuse me



What was that

Nicrobe: Was about to fall asleep



Now it is 2:11 and I am spewing random biology crap

Shrek: (yo,yo) you're like a carbocation to my sn1 reaction, doomed to be an enthalpic-diagram subtraction

Shrek: ye same here
 
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welcome to the night-time steam chat grand slam

in the left corner, @Nicrobe. in the right corner, @Shrek

Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GLYCOLYSIS

Nicrobe: I WILL NICOTINAMIDE ADENINE DINUCLEOTIDE PHOSPHATE YOU

Nicrobe: *Ree*

Shrek: ......heh....... don't make me inhibit your citric acid cycle, kid.....

Nicrobe: I'll Calvin-Benson your ass so hard, you'll become the sunless reaction yourself

Shrek: whoah, slow down, don't become sour on me now

Nicrobe: Ill shove schilomicrons up your digestive absorption surface so much, you'll end up having to replace your lymph nodes to prevent an artery blockage

Nicrobe: And then I'll flood your endocrine receptors with unnecessary amounts of tyroxin to give you a thyroid disease

Nicrobe: And THEN maybe your dilated ass eyes will finally see my magnificence after you get your guatre removed

Nicrobe: I'll stuff so much chlorophyte up your nose you'll become greener than an autotrophic ogre with crown petals

Nicrobe: Then MAYBE you'll finally see how small your plant-state brain is under some janusz green B dye after being fixated onto a lamelle under a basic light microscope

Shrek:

Shrek: (whoah, hey) my name is shrek and i'm here to say, my polypeptides beat yours any day.

Nicrobe: ...Because it'll have more chlo- Oh hi

Shrek: you might think, that you're cool (hey, yo)

Shrek: but actually, you're like a stool

Shrek: (heyo, oho) yeah, a stool sample, watch me walk all over you

Shrek: a stampede, a TRAMPLE

Nicrobe: Shut it, your tRNA is so fat it can't even reach your ribosome under the amount of adipose to even translate a single codone of DNA, let alone synthesizing a whole peptide from it

Nicrobe: It can't even duplicate a plasmid, let alone a whole polypeptide hah

Shrek: (hey, yo) like i said earlier, shrek is my name

Shrek: zygote creation, is my game

Nicrobe: No mitochondria on earth has enough ATP to bring your fat electronegativity down enough to open up your Sodium-Potassium ATP-ase pumps


Which means ya can't even send out a freakin' nerve impulse boyo

Shrek: (ey, ey) impulse huh? that's easy to say

Nicrobe: But I doubt you cared, you green fat fuck have enough surface area and chlorophyll to synthesize enough ATP to run a train

Shrek: (oh, yeah) just stand here and take my full haploidic gamete spray

Shrek: (ey, yo)

Shrek: *instrumental breakdown*


Nicrobe: You don't even have enough space in your chaotically fat somatic cells to duplicate, let alone your spermatozoids to register the testorone to start a myotic cycle which will create your "Gamete spray"


Lol boy

Nicrobe: You'll need some metformin for those swollen ass hepatic cells to even allow your hemoglobin pass through your capillaries without a toll fee HAH

Shrek: (uh, yeah) you've angered me lad, get ready for a roasting

Shrek: i'll denaturalize your proteins, get ready for a toastin'

Nicrobe: Roasting? CAREFUL BOY, YOU'LL END UP FRYING YOUR OWN SERRATED MUSCLE TISSUE WITH ALL THE MOUTH MOVIN, YOU HAVE ENOUGH DEAD ADIPOSE TO START A TRUCK



AHAHAHAHA

Shrek: (yo, yo) shut up man, you've got weak rhymes

Shrek: you should take a second look at all of those enzymes

Shrek: (ey, ey) because it's clear to me that all 'ur processes ain't working

Shrek: get back to your weak-ass laboratory lurkin’

Shrek: (oh, ho) i can see from here, my rhymes are hitting

Shrek: soon you'll stop your glucose to pyrovate splittin'

Nicrobe: I've enough enzymes to non-competitively inhibit your entire reproductive cycle, got so much testosterone I'll spew my ESH-1 to screw your wife without even likin' her

Shrek: (wo, wo) stop it mang, you've been burnt to a crisp

Shrek: your weak rhymes are coming out slower than a titrational drip

Nicrobe: I'll hydrolize you to your monosachharides, sugar


Won't even see me transportin' your succrose in my sieve sells, sucka

Nicrobe: No chemistry



Or I'll go stereoisomery on your butt

Shrek: (yo, yo) cis or trans sucka', doesn't matter to me

Nicrobe: So you know how much I hate that subject


And how important it freaking is to understand whether an organic compound is in beta or alpha conformation when you try to see what fucking reacted with your peptide chain

Shrek: i think it's clear from here, you've begun to see

Nicrobe: AARGH I hate hate hate hate hate-

Shrek: (ey, ey) that my rhymes are stabler than a tertiary carbon molecule

Shrek: (ey, ey) that my rhymes are stabler than a tertiary carbon molecule

Shrek: so stop it now with your weak-ass biologiy-drool

Nicrobe: I still have enough lysosomes to cut your green ass


Too bad I can't digest cellulose with my omnivore digestive tract

Nicrobe: Excuse me



What was that

Nicrobe: Was about to fall asleep



Now it is 2:11 and I am spewing random biology crap

Shrek: (yo,yo) you're like a carbocation to my sn1 reaction, doomed to be an enthalpic-diagram subtraction

Shrek: ye same here


Shit we'd rather do instead of sleeping
 

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this is forged and i ask the moderators to remove this defamatory post

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wait how the hell did you do that?

like this @Planky
 
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