North Korea Tour

[Anarchy]

do u speak Korean?

no

• kill someone
• take a pic with the big statue
• get some pussy

only one of these is possible

Start a coup to over throw Kim

I don't want to be fed to starving dogs

steal a flag

I don't want to apologise and beg for my life like that American

have fun in nk labor camp my brother

I will

 

[pudsey]

try and smuggle copies of 'the interview' into the country.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Why are you americans so afraid of North Korea?

 

[Hanuko]

how much did the ticket cost

 

[Duke of Wellington]

Lucky bastard. Enjoy it and don't do anything unless they tell you.

 

[Anarchy]

how much did the ticket cost

All together with my mate £6450, I paid half.

 

[Modernglib]

ask 4chan what you should do in turn for a number that consists of double digits

 

[hy0n]

If you find someone called Shin Young Jin, tell her that her son, Heo Young Joon, found a family and has a grandson and a granddaughter.

 

[Gato]

go to dmz and say you are from america and you bring a waiver of war, watch as america gets nuked

 

[Jojo Manning]

you're going on august 11th, and my birthday is august 18th. i expect a souvenir or a woodchipping from their food sent to my po box as a birthday present, thx.

 

[Anarchy]

Well this will be my last day in the uk before I depart to beijing then north korea, I might post some pictures of beijing whilst there

 

[mouse]

Good luck
Have fun
Bring back a souvenier. (x1 bad spelling)

Dont get fingers cut off
Profit

 

[mårten]

you'll be fine you have a picture of our great leader as your profile picture on a roleplaying forum

 

[mouse]

you'll be fine you have a picture of our great leader as your profile picture on a roleplaying forum

PROBABLY Not on a North Korean watchlist yet

 

[MaXenzie]

Well this will be my last day in the uk before I depart to beijing then north korea, I might post some pictures of beijing whilst there

Safe travels.

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

go into that big parade ground from all the videos and scream "FUCK COMBINE" and see how long it takes for you to be amputated irl

 

[Jojo Manning]

im gonna report this thread to north korea lol so they'll be expecting u

 

[Peter Green]

For anyone actually interested in what it's like inside North Korea here's a pretty interesting 3 part series on how a visit might look like, they apparently feed you a lot of propaganda.

 

[Modernglib]

For anyone actually interested in what it's like inside North Korea here's a pretty interesting 3 part series on how a visit might look like, they apparently feed you a lot of propaganda.

whats that one vice documentary about the village that has a massive fight every christmas i've been looking for that shit for a week now

edit : im dumb just found it lol

 

[Englishh]

tell kim that the lannisters send their regards