Official Cringe Thread

SoVastEndNow · Feb 24, 2017

Jake said:

this isnt cringe wtf

Josh · Feb 24, 2017

MaXenzie said:
TK(tall,blue (slightly red/green tinted) eyes,smoker but never affected,ALL RP,huge desc,): he's a timelord he is 400 years old and has 9 regenerations left he lost his memory as a child and found himself on earth in a parallel universe where he went to escape losing his memory in the process he now thinks he is a 19 year old human at the current moment he lives in japan in which he underwent many of tragedies making him more of a new species than a timelord anymore he is now a one eyed ghoul timelord with a parasyte in his right arm which he can command at will and the rare gift of becoming a titan which he cannot control and can rarely use most people in the universe who can turn into titans are terrorists or work for the government to fight against titan terrorists in the universe the solar system is also 2 times bigger yet the living things such as animals and plants are the normal size giving them more space all over the earth he has extreme skills of deduction allowing him to solve things extremely well he works as a detective in the present in his spare time because his skills he has stolen many of weapons from many of people in his previous regenerations one of which is a katana which he doesnt use unless necessary it gives him a ton of power but little control over himself so he tries to never use it he mainly tries to use his sonic screwdriver for things he also stole a death note from the future and he made the eye deal with a shinigami which he now thinks of as a dear friend along with his parasyte he is thought to be extremely powerful but in reality he is much weaker and barely is able to control himself at times he has many of issues some with his mentality after what he has experienced and he has multiple personalities which he gained from an unfinished philosophers stone making him much weaker but allowing him to do extreme things with alchemy alchemy in the universe was only as it is in this universe but in the future it becomes the same as is in fullmetal alchemist he wears an eyepatch and no one has ever seen under it his clothes are made of a shapeshifting material allowing him to manipulate it at will to the time he is in or the personality he currently has he has white hair and black fingernails his kagune is unique and can change from one to another if he is able to concentrate enough and he was a good friend of the doctor on gallifrey he now calls himself the doctor unknowing of the reason but he was called TK by his parents although not his real name he knows its not so he never goes by it he has had 5 companions all of which died, decided to leave, or had to be taken back to normal life because of various reasons and also his favorite foods are jelly babies, jammie dodgers, bananas or banana flavored things

Chicken Rickler · Feb 24, 2017

Josh said:

[doublepost=1487973094][/doublepost]I remember this story of a furfag's OC and it was like a super trained biogenetically modified furry woman made by some lonely neck beard scientist who got drunk and tried to rape her while she was in cryosleep. Hell went loose as 'it' woke up, fucked him up, tried to escape, met him again while escaping, which is where she then ate him (HMM!!)

The story featured no punctuation either. None. It was one gigantic phrase. And I'm talking over 200 lines.

Señor Jaggles · Feb 24, 2017

Zak said:
www.lemonpunch.net

The real cringe is this redirecting to monolith LMAO

SoVastEndNow · Feb 24, 2017

J.C said:
The real cringe is this redirecting to monolith LMAO

it's honestly sad...

it's like he removed a part of history, going "nonono, that is gone now, look here instead!!!"

steve maxwell · Feb 25, 2017

MaXenzie said:
TK(tall,blue (slightly red/green tinted) eyes,smoker but never affected,ALL RP,huge desc,): he's a timelord he is 400 years old and has 9 regenerations left he lost his memory as a child and found himself on earth in a parallel universe where he went to escape losing his memory in the process he now thinks he is a 19 year old human at the current moment he lives in japan in which he underwent many of tragedies making him more of a new species than a timelord anymore he is now a one eyed ghoul timelord with a parasyte in his right arm which he can command at will and the rare gift of becoming a titan which he cannot control and can rarely use most people in the universe who can turn into titans are terrorists or work for the government to fight against titan terrorists in the universe the solar system is also 2 times bigger yet the living things such as animals and plants are the normal size giving them more space all over the earth he has extreme skills of deduction allowing him to solve things extremely well he works as a detective in the present in his spare time because his skills he has stolen many of weapons from many of people in his previous regenerations one of which is a katana which he doesnt use unless necessary it gives him a ton of power but little control over himself so he tries to never use it he mainly tries to use his sonic screwdriver for things he also stole a death note from the future and he made the eye deal with a shinigami which he now thinks of as a dear friend along with his parasyte he is thought to be extremely powerful but in reality he is much weaker and barely is able to control himself at times he has many of issues some with his mentality after what he has experienced and he has multiple personalities which he gained from an unfinished philosophers stone making him much weaker but allowing him to do extreme things with alchemy alchemy in the universe was only as it is in this universe but in the future it becomes the same as is in fullmetal alchemist he wears an eyepatch and no one has ever seen under it his clothes are made of a shapeshifting material allowing him to manipulate it at will to the time he is in or the personality he currently has he has white hair and black fingernails his kagune is unique and can change from one to another if he is able to concentrate enough and he was a good friend of the doctor on gallifrey he now calls himself the doctor unknowing of the reason but he was called TK by his parents although not his real name he knows its not so he never goes by it he has had 5 companions all of which died, decided to leave, or had to be taken back to normal life because of various reasons and also his favorite foods are jelly babies, jammie dodgers, bananas or banana flavored things

you can keep out Mexico with a text wall that high

Maytree · Feb 25, 2017

Chicken Rickler · Mar 1, 2017

extra trivia: "anbu" is a group of edgy masked professional killer assassins... from naruto

Zak · Mar 9, 2017

it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

Deleted member 243 · Mar 9, 2017

Zak said:
it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

God does not exist

Grau · Mar 9, 2017

Zak said:
it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

why did i ignore the warnings

Plankster · Mar 9, 2017

Zak said:
it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

what the actual fuckl

MaXenzie · Mar 9, 2017

Zak said:
it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

https://www.f-list.net/c/taesha de santana/

constantdisplay · Mar 10, 2017

Zak said:
it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

Reffer+to+comment+57+watch+that+and+despair+_68ce86764eb91b7d3aab1f939b307412.png

[doublepost=1489170498][/doublepost]

RetroPirate1 said:
it's honestly sad...

it's like he removed a part of history, going "nonono, that is gone now, look here instead!!!"

Señor Jaggles · Mar 10, 2017

RetroPirate1 said:
it's honestly sad...

it's like he removed a part of history, going "nonono, that is gone now, look here instead!!!"

For him it's all about the money - Do you really think he cares about the name or the people if it gives him the 16k?

Señor Jaggles · Mar 10, 2017

Also, speaking of cringe
I found a recopilation of Dr. Pepper DMs

constantdisplay · Mar 10, 2017

J.C said:
Also, speaking of cringe
I found a recopilation of Dr. Pepper DMs

>sniperwolfs channel

steve maxwell · Mar 11, 2017

Zak said:
it's been a long time since we've had some real good quality "gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spork" cringe, so here you go

Don't say I didn't give you fair warning.

https://www.f-list.net/c/Overwatch Unit 1256

@Evil is this canon

Speaking as someone who doesn't want the trauma, mind describing what it links to?

Zak · Mar 11, 2017

steve maxwell said:
Speaking as someone who doesn't want the trauma, mind describing what it links to?

i'll just include two key phrases that both appear in this link

combine assassin
equine penis

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