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MaXenzie

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how did you even manage to do this maxenzie

right so

on saturday i had to attend a wedding. got a nice suit, shoes, tie, etc. i wasnt invited to the ceremony, so i sat down at a cafe while it happened

ordered some tea

it came in a tea pot like this
mug-of-tea-with-teapot-wales-uk-AEHEFX.jpg


no tea, just a pot, empty cup, tea bag, and a cup of milk

"ok" i thought. "its a make your own tea kit"

and i wondered "so is it water in the pot or tea"

me being the smart retard i am completely ignored the designed grip to lift the lid


nononono

i put my thumb on the hinge, assuming its like a fucking bin that you push on to open

i push down, it slides off the table, hits the floor, lid comes off, boiling hot liquid splashes on my left foot

it turned out to be tea, not water
 

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right so

on saturday i had to attend a wedding. got a nice suit, shoes, tie, etc. i wasnt invited to the ceremony, so i sat down at a cafe while it happened

ordered some tea

it came in a tea pot like this
mug-of-tea-with-teapot-wales-uk-AEHEFX.jpg


no tea, just a pot, empty cup, tea bag, and a cup of milk

"ok" i thought. "its a make your own tea kit"

and i wondered "so is it water in the pot or tea"

me being the smart retard i am completely ignored the designed grip to lift the lid


nononono

i put my thumb on the hinge, assuming its like a fucking bin that you push on to open

i push down, it slides off the table, hits the floor, lid comes off, boiling hot liquid splashes on my left foot

it turned out to be tea, not water
I just cracked up laughing at work this is killing me
 
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