right so
on saturday i had to attend a wedding. got a nice suit, shoes, tie, etc. i wasnt invited to the ceremony, so i sat down at a cafe while it happened
ordered some tea
it came in a tea pot like this
no tea, just a pot, empty cup, tea bag, and a cup of milk
"ok" i thought. "its a make your own tea kit"
and i wondered "so is it water in the pot or tea"
me being the smart retard i am completely ignored the designed grip to lift the lid
nononono
i put my thumb on the hinge, assuming its like a fucking bin that you push on to open
i push down, it slides off the table, hits the floor, lid comes off, boiling hot liquid splashes on my left foot
it turned out to be tea, not water