Quick tips on role playing a redneck cowboy

[*honk honk*]

be angry all the time, boast how you fucked your sister and made her pregnant, then have a revolver or some sort of shotgun and have a farm which has a kill on sight sign

 

[Chromesthesia_]

acknowledge that women don't belong in combat scenarios unless the kitchen is under attack

have a weak bone structure

get punched by budget ironman and die

@Pesmar

 

[Akula]

Say "ain't" a lot

 

[Rolyat]

• Refer to people as "Y'all" as much as possibly.
• Be relatively nice, but fuck people over if they mess with you
• Always refer to the "Good Lord"
• Horse
• Colt Revolver
• Moustache
• Flannel shirt
• Boots
• ALWAYS hook your thumbs through your belt-loop or grip your belt-buckle
• Ride bulls as a past time
• Talk about how reliable your Ford F-150 is (or used to be)
• Listen to country music
• Talk about how your girlfriend left you
• Have a concerning addiction to Whiskey and Bud Light
• Be from Texas for the Cowboy stereotype
• Be from Louisiana to be the inbred stereotype