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my dog's sitting next to me RN he just saw this image and started barking, he stepped on my fucking crumpet too you shit
 
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>orchestra blaring

1945.

>artillery shells exploding

>American troops walking through mud in Iwo Jima

A bloodied and exhausted Allied force advances towards Berlin, the center of the Nazi Empire.

>German troops goosestepping with "seig HEIL" in the background

Victory is almost at hand...

>stock plane sound and footage of a stuka from 1939

But Hitler, leader of the German Reich

>SIEG HEIL shouted by crowd

has one more trick up his sleeve...

>Panther tank fires its gun

>camera seitches to destroyed Sherman

Can the might of the Allies...

>more explosions

Beat the cunning strategy of the world's greatest commander...

>opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

Erwin Rommel.

>Rommel discussing a map

The Desert Fox.

>cut to middle aged man in a tweed jacket with a museum behind him

"Erwin Rommel... was a genius. He knew what he had to do to win, and he did it."

>multiple explosions

Can the Allies snatch victory from the hands of defeat?

>opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

>William Atwater appears in front of blurry bookshelf background

"The Germans have at their disposal... The greatest technology the world has ever seen."

>Tiger tank footage with superimposed tank sounds

Or will the Nazis turn the tide of the war...

>Russian soldiers running across field

And defeat the Allies outside Berlin?

>explosion fills entire screen

Find out today on Hitler's Last Stand: only on MILITARY HISTORY CHANNEL
 
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>orchestra blaring

1945.

>artillery shells exploding

>American troops walking through mud in Iwo Jima

A bloodied and exhausted Allied force advances towards Berlin, the center of the Nazi Empire.

>German troops goosestepping with "seig HEIL" in the background

Victory is almost at hand...

>stock plane sound and footage of a stuka from 1939

But Hitler, leader of the German Reich

>SIEG HEIL shouted by crowd

has one more trick up his sleeve...

>Panther tank fires its gun

>camera seitches to destroyed Sherman

Can the might of the Allies...

>more explosions

Beat the cunning strategy of the world's greatest commander...

>opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

Erwin Rommel.

>Rommel discussing a map

The Desert Fox.

>cut to middle aged man in a tweed jacket with a museum behind him

"Erwin Rommel... was a genius. He knew what he had to do to win, and he did it."

>multiple explosions

Can the Allies snatch victory from the hands of defeat?

>opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

>William Atwater appears in front of blurry bookshelf background

"The Germans have at their disposal... The greatest technology the world has ever seen."

>Tiger tank footage with superimposed tank sounds

Or will the Nazis turn the tide of the war...

>Russian soldiers running across field

And defeat the Allies outside Berlin?

>explosion fills entire screen

Find out today on Hitler's Last Stand: only on MILITARY HISTORY CHANNEL

calm down char! your history addiction is getting out of hand
 

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>orchestra blaring

1945.

>artillery shells exploding

>American troops walking through mud in Iwo Jima

A bloodied and exhausted Allied force advances towards Berlin, the center of the Nazi Empire.

>German troops goosestepping with "seig HEIL" in the background

Victory is almost at hand...

>stock plane sound and footage of a stuka from 1939

But Hitler, leader of the German Reich

>SIEG HEIL shouted by crowd

has one more trick up his sleeve...

>Panther tank fires its gun

>camera seitches to destroyed Sherman

Can the might of the Allies...

>more explosions

Beat the cunning strategy of the world's greatest commander...

>opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

Erwin Rommel.

>Rommel discussing a map

The Desert Fox.

>cut to middle aged man in a tweed jacket with a museum behind him

"Erwin Rommel... was a genius. He knew what he had to do to win, and he did it."

>multiple explosions

Can the Allies snatch victory from the hands of defeat?

>opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

>William Atwater appears in front of blurry bookshelf background

"The Germans have at their disposal... The greatest technology the world has ever seen."

>Tiger tank footage with superimposed tank sounds

Or will the Nazis turn the tide of the war...

>Russian soldiers running across field

And defeat the Allies outside Berlin?

>explosion fills entire screen

Find out today on Hitler's Last Stand: only on MILITARY HISTORY CHANNEL