Hey r*leplayers, My name is Chad, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass walls of text. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any erotic roleplay? I mean, I guess it’s fun roleplaying certain archetypes because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to someone else's ERP logs. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “writing lines of RP for total strangers”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just quit roleplay. Thanks for listening.