shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[DoubleD]

 

[afric]

 

[Macho]

turning the elections into a meme :ok:

 

[DoubleD]

It's her turn, for Wakanda

 

[afric]

 

[cns - he/him/his]

WHEN MONKEY WINS

 

[Macho]

M I N I K I

F E V R I E R

O S C A R

 

[DoubleD]

when a senator lies to you about dropping out of the race and splits the AUB vote

 

[afric]

 

[Dallas]

M A K E
T H E
C A L L

 

[Blackquill]

M A K E
T H E
C A L L

The call that saved C17

 

[DoubleD]

@char it's her turn​

 

[Blackquill]

M A K E
T H E
C A L L

Serpico bows to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with Vortigaunts

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control Kiev with an iron fist

own cities and factories all over the world

direct descendants of the advisors

will bankroll the first Dyson spheres on the milky way (Bogdangrad will be be the first sphere)

own basically every DNA editing research facility under the Combine

first designer transhumans are Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient combine scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

High tier rebels entrust their token reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

 

[derpykitty]

fevrier about to lose if he dont kill the damn lesbians

 

[Macho]

F E V R I E R

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

 

[Dallas]

when nebulous roleplay elections in an oppressive combine state are more democratic than russia irl

 

[DoubleD]

when nebulous roleplay elections in an oppressive combine state are more democratic than russia irl

who do you think is gonna win

Putin or Putin

 

[TinPan]

who do you think is gonna win

Putin or Putin

I don't know to be honest.

I quite like the look of that Putin fella. Don't know about Putin though.

 

[Ond]

Not my chancellor