MY GRANDPA WAS A MEAN PERSON BUT HE WAS DYIN SO I WENT 2 SEE HIM IN HOSPICE I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS AFRAID HE SMILED AN SAID NO BECAUSE I KNOW MY LEGACY WILL LIVE ON I SAID U MEAN THRU US HE SHOOK HIS HEAD AN SAID I BEEN A WORTHLESS DRUNK ALL MY LIFE BUT 10 YEARS AGO I PAID $40 2 HAVE A STAR NAMED AFTER ME SO I WILL B KNOWN 4EVER I WAS LIKE IM PRETTY SURE THATS A SCAM LIKE THEY JUST TAKE UR MONEY AN SEND U A CHEAP CERTIFICATE HE SCOWLED AN WAS LIKE THOSE SHIFTY FUCKIN JEWS I WAS LIKE MAYBE U SHOULD HAVE TRIED 2 B A GOOD PERSON 2 B REMEMBERED INSTEAD OF PAYIN $40 4 A FAKE STAR HE WAS LIKE MAYBE U SHOULD GO GET A BLOWJOB FROM A SNAPPING TURTLE U RETARD THEN HE DIED THOSE WERE HIS LAST WORDS LOLOL