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Expax said:
i pressed on Video search on accident.
bad choice :(
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ruben slikk

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[16:05:10] Arty: >Respect Ramadan and wear a Burka to the beach
[16:05:14] Arty: Fucking muzzies
 
OneClassyBanana

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I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

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And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

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President
Galina 'Red' Rezinkov | @sdtwbaj

Vice President
Robert J. Hendricks | @r3cker

Director of General Operations
Vanessa 'Heels' Barrer | @Baboonbrain

Director of the Civil Voice
Hiroto Hashimoto | @IceyTracks

Director of Medical Operations
Christopher L. Crawfield | @WhateverAlex

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Sabrina Lancaster | @Dr. Hound

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Bell Jordan | @Dragonslayer Ornstein
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apparently I have the old SCG CWU roster still ctrl v'd on my iPad...
 
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