Serious Straight Male Thread

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Powley said:
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chris shawcross?
 
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Zelyn

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CBT, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?
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rob said:
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Good morning, guys. How'd you all sleep?
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i have not slept in days. i constantly stalk this post every hour of every fucking day to emphasize how much i love women and i dislike penis. do you realize how hard it is? living every day of your life with a minute instance of peace, only to be shot down by my lack of desire to do anything manly? I tried to slap some meat on the grill and begin barbecuing but then i realized that my shlong doesnt hang down to the ground like my younger years. it wont change, either. it never does.
 
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Zelyn said:
i have not slept in days. i constantly stalk this post every hour of every fucking day to emphasize how much i love women and i dislike penis. do you realize how hard it is? living every day of your life with a minute instance of peace, only to be shot down by my lack of desire to do anything manly? I tried to slap some meat on the grill and begin barbecuing but then i realized that my shlong doesnt hang down to the ground like my younger years. it wont change, either. it never does.
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Never barbecue alone, brother. Why don't you and I come whip up a couple of salami together? That'll make you feel better.
 
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Zelyn

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CBT, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?
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rob said:
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Never barbecue alone, brother. Why don't you and I come whip up a couple of salami together? That'll make you feel better.
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You always know what to say. It’d be an honor to grill with you.
 
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