The Ballad of Johnny Ryan - An Interactive Comic

[Heck]

Go rape a woman by licking her ankles.

 

[Deleted member 374]

Go rape a woman by licking her ankles.

nah... johnny may be a pugnacious drunk but he ain't about to put his tongue on a woman without consent

 

[Heck]

nah... johnny may be a pugnacious drunk but he ain't about to put his tongue on a woman without consent

I would like him to take that UZI and shove it into an "exhaust pipe" of a CP

 

[Deleted member 374]

I would like him to take that UZI and shove it into an "exhaust pipe" of a CP

that's not an uzi you liberal pansy. that's a good ol mac10.

 

[Ond]

that's not an uzi you liberal pansy. that's a good ol mac10.

do the next one you weapon

 

[Deleted member 374]

do the next one you weapon

it's comin, disgruntled viewer.

 

[Ond]

it's comin, disgruntled viewer.

i am disgruntled for i know that there is no purpose to our existance

our lives are naught but shrouded in anguish

 

[Heck]

that's not an uzi you liberal pansy. that's a good ol mac10.

I'll get my fucking uncles Glock 19 with his golden fucking barrel and shove it straight up your arse and pull the trigger repeatedly and watch your arsehole gradually bleed whilst sticking his Sig p320rx down your throat and fucking fire AP rounds to hollow you out for a necrophiliac group wet-dream

(Joking ofc, not about the Uncle and his guns but the fucking violence Jesus Christ)

 

[Deleted member 374]

I'll get my fucking uncles Glock 19 with his golden fucking barrel and shove it straight up your arse and pull the trigger repeatedly and watch your arsehole gradually bleed whilst sticking his Sig p320rx down your throat and fucking fire AP rounds to hollow you out for a necrophiliac group wet-dream

(Joking ofc, not about the Uncle and his guns but the fucking violence Jesus Christ)

that's a bit excessive even for my corrupted tastes

 

[Deleted member 374]

JOHNNY: Oh, fucking beautiful.

JOHNNY: Where should I hit? The stock offices? The ration center? Hmm...

JOHNNY: Oh, you're a fucking beauty.

JOHNNY: You'll come in handy. Who said size matters?

JOHNNY: Fuck yeah.





So Johnny's locked and fucking loaded, ready to kill, ready to die. He's got three places on his mind: the stock office, where that big-nosed cunt Bud acted as manager; the ration center, where that annoying bitch constantly begs for donations; and the local precinct, where the pigs are sitting around with their coffee and stolen cocaine. Where's it gonna be?​

 

[cns - he/him/his]

the pigs of course

 

[MaXenzie]

precinct motherfucker

lets shoot some cops

 

[Blackquill]

Stock office

give capitalism the middle finger

 

[ddæ]

if you say anything other than the police department you are a heretic

 

[Blackquill]

if you say anything other than the police department you are a heretic

Sue me dickhead

 

[ddæ]

Sue me dickhead

 

[Piggo]

Police department, file a complaint the proper way


through the skull
[doublepost=1525859097][/doublepost]Also great to see these interactive things are still happening today

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

Stock market. I want to see him kill his manager and wear his skin, taking over his life

 

[Man wearing a helmet]

y'all dumb asf
stock market

 

[Lokinase]

Stock market.