The Clown Plague

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So, if you don't live in America and don't have social media, there's this thing that been going on in at least 7 states so far. People dress up as clowns and hide in forests outside homes and other residential areas. They're reported to chase people with knives, scare children away from bus stops and attempt to lure children into the forests.
A rough amount of 13 has been arrested so far and another 8 killed via shots.
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Personally, it scares the living shit out of me as I HATE clowns.
 

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But have they killed anyone or stabbed anyone?
 

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So, if you don't live in America and don't have social media, there's this thing that been going on in at least 7 states so far. People dress up as clowns and hide in forests outside homes and other residential areas. They're reported to chase people with knives, scare children away from bus stops and attempt to lure children into the forests.
A rough amount of 13 has been arrested so far and another 8 killed via shots.
Thoughts?

Personally, it scares the living shit out of me as I HATE clowns.

Who has the time to buy clown costumes and stalk people and kidnap children?

Just do it without the costume.
 
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I heard that some of these sightings was supposedly viral marketing for the remake of Stephen King's IT, which is coming out soon afaik.

There was some clown sightings here in the UK too.
 

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But have they killed anyone or stabbed anyone?

Does it matter if they killed or stabbed anyone? Just by SCARING children and luring children in, whilst also chasing after people with knives, that's act of terror.

Who has the time to buy clown costumes and stalk people and kidnap children?

Just do it without the costume.

Apparently some people do

I heard that some of these sightings was supposedly viral marketing for the remake of Stephen King's IT, which is coming out soon afaik.

There was some clown sightings here in the UK too.

If it's a viral marketing, then it's a pretty shitty one as it's actually causing some terror to people, and if reports are true, people are getting hurt.
And don't scare me with that second sentence, please. I hate clowns so much.
 

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I heard that some of these sightings was supposedly viral marketing for the remake of Stephen King's IT, which is coming out soon afaik.

There was some clown sightings here in the UK too.

ngl if that's the case then that's fucking lit

Although it's still creepy as fuck as clowns are the work of the devil and should be purged
 
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Does it matter if they killed or stabbed anyone? Just by SCARING children and luring children in, whilst also chasing after people with knives, that's act of terror.



Apparently some people do



If it's a viral marketing, then it's a pretty shitty one as it's actually causing some terror to people, and if reports are true, people are getting hurt.
And don't scare me with that second sentence, please. I hate clowns so much.

It sucks that no one's mad enough to not run when someone comes at them with a knife.

It'd be fun to see the clown's reaction when they just have to stop a few inches from them and stare awkwardly at the unfazed guy.
 

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If it's a viral marketing, then it's a pretty shitty one as it's actually causing some terror to people, and if reports are true, people are getting hurt.
And don't scare me with that second sentence, please. I hate clowns so much.
People are prolly taking advantage of the viral marketing thing to pull things like this off.

And don't scare me with that second sentence, please. I hate clowns so much.
Apparently they like look in peoples windows and wave, shit like that.

I hate clowns too but I'm not scared of them...Anymore.
 

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I hate clowns too but I'm not scared of them...Anymore.

Was I the only guy that was never scared of clowns?

I was more scared of this:

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wait you are scared of a fucking clown? lmao they are a fucking joke! If you don't get scared and run to him I bet they'll run away from you XD
 
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hey
welcome to america where you are being chased by killer clowns with knives if you enter a forest
 

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wait you are scared of a fucking clown? lmao they are a fucking joke! If you don't get scared and run to him I bet they'll run away from you XD

if youre scared of a clown just get one of these
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or if youre in the UK get one of these
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Or if you're country doesn't like guns, just use one of these
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