Mr. Krampus
Neutrino
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- Mar 17, 2017
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Hi, I'm Krampus. Have you ever wanted to quickly make people hate you with an intense passion? Lose friends? Make your family deem you a lost cause? Well, this is the guide for you!
1. Spit Chewed Up Banana At It
This doesn't just apply to bananas, this applies to all foods that gain a sticky, mushy quality when chewed up
2. Give It A Hurt
Giving a friend or loved one a good SLAP is sure to slowly build up ill will towards yourself, if there are others close by you wish to make dislike you, use under-the-belt tactics such as pulling it's hair and giving it a rub
3. Do The Screech To It
Screech in the person's ears, this is sure to make them wish it had never met you in the first place
4. Keep Doing Outdated Memes To It
One I like to use is asking my friends "Hey, have you heard Club Penguin is shutting down?"
1. Spit Chewed Up Banana At It
This doesn't just apply to bananas, this applies to all foods that gain a sticky, mushy quality when chewed up
2. Give It A Hurt
Giving a friend or loved one a good SLAP is sure to slowly build up ill will towards yourself, if there are others close by you wish to make dislike you, use under-the-belt tactics such as pulling it's hair and giving it a rub
3. Do The Screech To It
Screech in the person's ears, this is sure to make them wish it had never met you in the first place
4. Keep Doing Outdated Memes To It
One I like to use is asking my friends "Hey, have you heard Club Penguin is shutting down?"