worst drink thread

Johnny B. Goode

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lava is a forbidden drink because nobody knows what it actually tastes like

maybe it tastes so good it burns your tastebuds off (and probably the rest of your head)
i want to put my hands into it
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lava is a forbidden drink because nobody knows what it actually tastes like

maybe it tastes so good it burns your tastebuds off (and probably the rest of your head)
Idk maybe one could try chewing it once it cools?
That'd make the taste depend on the exact mineral content tho
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echs dee

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i too like the taste of liquid rocks or something i dont know
 

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Canada Dry tastes like if piss could somehow expire
 

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pina colada tastes like the liquid form of ibuprofen and i dont understand why anyone would willingly order one
 

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coke zero

tastes like piss that's been strained through moldy socks

any diet or 0-sugar version of coke/pepsi is actually horrible

if you give a shit about your health just drink water