The Ballad of Chris Chan

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yeah his mums a piece of shit chris has a half brother that she abused physically and mentally, shes also a hoarder and when chris and his father confronted her and tried to clean the place up she threatened to kill herself. hoarding got so bad that the house caught fire and the fire department couldnt navigate around all the trash to put it out

it is super funny that this is how most ppl are finding out about chris now right at the end of it all, even more funny that the police and members of virginia's justice system will have to sift through decades of chris lore now.

imagine being his lawyer learning about julaaay, him drinking cum fanta, shoving a sonichu medallion up his ass

also fantastic that he was arrested on national girlfriend day. lovequest complete
jesus, I do you think they will use some of the chris chan videos in court?

Imagine a jury being forced to watch the cake video
 
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jesus, I do you think they will use some of the chris chan videos in court?

Imagine a jury being forced to watch the cake video
they might show things relevant to the incest charge, the more recent videos of chris and barb begging for money where she looks like a draugr. showing old chris vids just seems gratuitous. scarring the jury for no reason
 
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imagine being his lawyer learning about julaaay, him drinking cum fanta, shoving a sonichu medallion up his ass
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they might show things relevant to the incest charge, the more recent videos of chris and barb begging for money where she looks like a draugr. showing old chris vids just seems gratuitous. scarring the jury for no reason
It could be done to further prove Chris was and is mentally unstable, but yeah, showing the entirety of the Sonichu Animated Series might be overkill
 
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weirdest character study ever fucking made. this whole fucking story is a parody of itself and i physically cannot believe it's actually real.
i feel bad for autistic people who have to be associated with this.
 
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weirdest character study ever fucking made. this whole fucking story is a parody of itself and i physically cannot believe it's actually real.
i feel bad for autistic people who have to be associated with this.
It's not the autism that did this to him imho, it's the abuse, I'm a little fucking spergo and function normally in the physical world and have very little intent to retreat to a world of sonic-induced fantasy, pretty sure this is a direct result of Barb/Mr.Chandler's treatment of him during his child/young/adulthood, especially the resulting treatment of Barb after Mr.Chan's death.
 
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It's not the autism that did this to him imho, it's the abuse, I'm a little fucking spergo and function normally in the physical world and have very little intent to retreat to a world of sonic-induced fantasy, pretty sure this is a direct result of Barb/Mr.Chandler's treatment of him during his child/young/adulthood, especially the resulting treatment of Barb after Mr.Chan's death.
i know- my brother is autistic and i've lived with him for most my life up until recently, and as wacky as some of his stunts were never would he reach such fucking incredibly heights of internet bullshitery. it's all just a shitload of fuck as AVGN would say.
 
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what

fr tho

somebody tldr this guy for me, i dont understand anything

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its a fucking misson and a half to tldr this shit bro this documentary is only up to like 2015 or some shit


2007, guy sees autistic loser at his college holding up this sign
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this gentlemen is christian weston chandler, creator of the famous hedgehog/pokemon sonichu, also potentially the first ever lets-player and one of the earliest bronies on the internet and probably the most documented man ever

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hes then bullied online for years, and it was really easy to bully him because hes a massive narcissist with zero self awareness and has a youtube account

heres a highlight from the prime era of cwc, someone got chris to upload a tour of his home but because his family's fucking disgusting the whole house was filthy. his parents got mad at him because they were worried their house was gonna get condemned


in these early years, chris was really focused on getting a girlfriend. he was genuinely friends with a girl at one point but he fucked it up when he drew a comic of him fucking her with the caption 'she came for cwc'
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fast forwarding a bit trolls really started testing the waters on how far they could fuck with him. chris was homophobic at this point he really didnt like the gays. 12 year old boys online would call him up pretending to be girls and get him to jam shit up his ass for them and other shit like that. the most famous one of these was the julay saga which included him recording himself fucking a sexdoll pretending it was this chick he thought he was talking to.
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fast forwarding even more now eventually people convinced him (or he came out idk u make up ur own mind) he was a tomgirl and he started wearing bras and shit and calling himself lesbian
i dont hate you guys enough to provide an image here

what really fucked him up were these losers called the idea guys who basically mind fucked him. because chris has autism and because hes already been subjected to about a decade of mental torture at this point he literally ate up and believed whatever these guys told him. so now chris chan is a multi-dimensional goddess. theres a lot more to it than that but i really cant be fucked explaining.
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theyre why when you see the vid of him getting arrested the goobers recording it are telling him to merge the dimensions

the best chris chan era was the liquid chris saga, which is when some dude made his own chris chan account on youtube and he impersonated chris but just did everything better, he sang better, got a girlfriend etc etc. it was probably the most innocent trolling out of the whole thing.


from 2008-2012 almost every single day of chris chan's life was documented so theres a fuckton of stuff that ive left out, even the short summaries on youtube are about 2hrs long.
 

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its a fucking misson and a half to tldr this shit bro this documentary is only up to like 2015 or some shit


2007, guy sees autistic loser at his college holding up this sign
FTrpGLO.jpg


this gentlemen is christian weston chandler, creator of the famous hedgehog/pokemon sonichu, also potentially the first ever lets-player and one of the earliest bronies on the internet and probably the most documented man ever

51rB10vDaKL._AC_UL600_SR465,600_.jpg


hes then bullied online for years, and it was really easy to bully him because hes a massive narcissist with zero self awareness and has a youtube account

heres a highlight from the prime era of cwc, someone got chris to upload a tour of his home but because his family's fucking disgusting the whole house was filthy. his parents got mad at him because they were worried their house was gonna get condemned


in these early years, chris was really focused on getting a girlfriend. he was genuinely friends with a girl at one point but he fucked it up when he drew a comic of him fucking her with the caption 'she came for cwc'
hqdefault.jpg


fast forwarding a bit trolls really started testing the waters on how far they could fuck with him. chris was homophobic at this point he really didnt like the gays. 12 year old boys online would call him up pretending to be girls and get him to jam shit up his ass for them and other shit like that. the most famous one of these was the julay saga which included him recording himself fucking a sexdoll pretending it was this chick he thought he was talking to.
mqdefault.jpg


fast forwarding even more now eventually people convinced him (or he came out idk u make up ur own mind) he was a tomgirl and he started wearing bras and shit and calling himself lesbian
i dont hate you guys enough to provide an image here

what really fucked him up were these losers called the idea guys who basically mind fucked him. because chris has autism and because hes already been subjected to about a decade of mental torture at this point he literally ate up and believed whatever these guys told him. so now chris chan is a multi-dimensional goddess. theres a lot more to it than that but i really cant be fucked explaining.
thumb_chris-chan-sonichu-cpu-blue-3d-it-is-not-idea-guy-41113273.png
AAlaao-N3Hxmpkuq3Rdofb9hu0Xjt0x8c87t7gK8n-0.jpg

theyre why when you see the vid of him getting arrested the goobers recording it are telling him to merge the dimensions

the best chris chan era was the liquid chris saga, which is when some dude made his own chris chan account on youtube and he impersonated chris but just did everything better, he sang better, got a girlfriend etc etc. it was probably the most innocent trolling out of the whole thing.

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its a fucking misson and a half to tldr this shit bro this documentary is only up to like 2015 or some shit


2007, guy sees autistic loser at his college holding up this sign
FTrpGLO.jpg


this gentlemen is christian weston chandler, creator of the famous hedgehog/pokemon sonichu, also potentially the first ever lets-player and one of the earliest bronies on the internet and probably the most documented man ever

51rB10vDaKL._AC_UL600_SR465,600_.jpg


hes then bullied online for years, and it was really easy to bully him because hes a massive narcissist with zero self awareness and has a youtube account

heres a highlight from the prime era of cwc, someone got chris to upload a tour of his home but because his family's fucking disgusting the whole house was filthy. his parents got mad at him because they were worried their house was gonna get condemned


in these early years, chris was really focused on getting a girlfriend. he was genuinely friends with a girl at one point but he fucked it up when he drew a comic of him fucking her with the caption 'she came for cwc'
hqdefault.jpg


fast forwarding a bit trolls really started testing the waters on how far they could fuck with him. chris was homophobic at this point he really didnt like the gays. 12 year old boys online would call him up pretending to be girls and get him to jam shit up his ass for them and other shit like that. the most famous one of these was the julay saga which included him recording himself fucking a sexdoll pretending it was this chick he thought he was talking to.
mqdefault.jpg


fast forwarding even more now eventually people convinced him (or he came out idk u make up ur own mind) he was a tomgirl and he started wearing bras and shit and calling himself lesbian
i dont hate you guys enough to provide an image here

what really fucked him up were these losers called the idea guys who basically mind fucked him. because chris has autism and because hes already been subjected to about a decade of mental torture at this point he literally ate up and believed whatever these guys told him. so now chris chan is a multi-dimensional goddess. theres a lot more to it than that but i really cant be fucked explaining.
thumb_chris-chan-sonichu-cpu-blue-3d-it-is-not-idea-guy-41113273.png
AAlaao-N3Hxmpkuq3Rdofb9hu0Xjt0x8c87t7gK8n-0.jpg

theyre why when you see the vid of him getting arrested the goobers recording it are telling him to merge the dimensions

the best chris chan era was the liquid chris saga, which is when some dude made his own chris chan account on youtube and he impersonated chris but just did everything better, he sang better, got a girlfriend etc etc. it was probably the most innocent trolling out of the whole thing.


from 2008-2012 almost every single day of chris chan's life was documented so theres a fuckton of stuff that ive left out, even the short summaries on youtube are about 2hrs long.


Wow didn’t know you could type for so long jimbo that’s awesome
 

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I watched a video of a guy who was like "Who knew it would end like this" BRUHHHH EVERYONE!!!! That mofucka was ending up in Prison.