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Poison test kits are a real thing though.The random catch-all chemical detecting strips that proselytes used to test for drugs/poison in stuff was bizarre.
Before the shit got serious we were all together, everybody's alive:
[20:00] C22:50.HERO-0 says "<:: Yea.. if anything happens. I got 4 nades on me.. Gonna be singing kumbaya with the Devil in Hell. ::>"
After multiple deaths, wounded, now separated and bleeding out alone in a dark corner trying to call for help:
[21:35] C17:RL.DEFENDER-2 radios on tac: "Rot in Hell, you copycat son of a bitch!"
[21:35] C22:50.HERO-0 radios on tac: "Pfft.. '' Coughs, garbling up the microphone ''Right-.. Just-.. Just get JURY-2 out of here.. and- the 25s."
[21:36] C22:50.HERO-0 radios on tac: "I'll..be.. singing kumbaya with the Devil.. down in Hell."
save my boyIt had him. The creature grabbed at his back, and his whole body jerked suddenly with the cessation of momentum. He could feel a heat, as it's fly-trap-like head - or was it a mouth? - closed in.
The creature's head-mouth clamped around Deacon's head. The glass of one of his goggles cracked, as it squeezed. There was an awful, crushing pressure, against his skull...
*** Deacon Whitlock leases an unashamed screech of terror as it clamps around his head- he bucks his entire body, breaking free of it's grasp through sheer adrenaline fueled strength, curling down as he tries to run off, and put as much distance between it and him as possible.
The creature stumbled back, in a sudden screaming rage that it had lost it's prey. Mouth wide open.
Deacon is the unluckiest, luckiest man to exist. I have brushed with death so many times I just give him a high-five when he passes.save my boy
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: ... just what have they *done* to everything? ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: E-even the birds, now... were they birds? t-... ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: It doesn't matter, they want to eat me. kill me. devour me. ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: I miss home. I don't like this, I don't like *any* of it. ::>"
*** HPR is under attack.
*** C79:50.VICE-0 trembles, noticing his own hand has instinctively gone towards his own holster. He bats it out of hand, afraid, only to see a... penguin?.
attacked by a horde of exploding penguins
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: -- OH GOD, OH FUCKING GOD, NO, NO NO NO! ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF IN THE ARCTIC. ::>"
*** C79:50.VICE-0 ducks as another leaping penguin nearly darts into himself, exploding by the train ruins.
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: FUCK, NO -- NO -- AWH, NO! ::>"
*** It broke the gate. You will be demoted for this, surely.
C79:50.VICE-0 says "<:: ... a-... ::>"
***C79:50.VICE-0 collapses on the tiles, crying to himself.
@TheInnkeeper
It took less than a day for CAB to mention sex*** Councillor Amelia Dupont picks up a folder, finding a random page.
*** "*Details of a sex scandal within Union Medical, non-sanctioned procreation parties taking place daily in C24 throughout the summer of 2012*
*** Councillor Amelia Dupont peers inside, her face grovelling in shock.
Councillor Calvin Gates says "I err- don't touch that one!"
*** Councillor Calvin Gates Rose from his chair, quickly going to snatch the document from Dupont
*** Councillor Amelia Dupont grovels, grabbing another.#
@maxi found the porn mags 😖