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Gross-Roachen.

I'm going straight to Hell for that one.
 
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***** C17:50.YELLOW-9 (xenian) drags KING-7 in.
***** C27:50.KING-7 makes a series of screams and desperate wails that rival the worst pieces of audio that you have ever heard in your life. KING-7 is completely sure he is going to die and he cries out for mercy.
***** C17:50.YELLOW-9 is hit by some of the bullets before the sliding door automatically closed, KING-7 encased.
*** C17:50.YELLOW-9 opened its maw up, toothy. Eyeless. It spews bile all over him- acidic. Burning through his vestments.

-after xenian is killed-

*** KING-7's uniform smoked to the touch. His mask has literally molded it's plastic into his face. A large bite has taken a piece out of his neck. He seems in beyond dire condition. He starts to grunt out and delirate, trying to hold his palm out.
C27:50.KING-7 says "<:: S-..Syd--n-ey.. ::>"
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: Move. ::>"
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: Three, MOVE. ::>"
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: Get the fuck out. ::>"
*** C27:50.KING-7 's entire body shivers. He's cold already. A large bite has taken a chunk out of his neck, his uniform burnt to a crisp, the polymer on his mask has melted literally into his face, leaving his voice an even worse distorted mess than the vocoder on it's own. His body jitters between living agony and dying peace. He weakly holds a shivering palm out as he recognises DEFENDER-1.
*** C27:50.KING-7 's palm falls down onto DEFENDER-1's leg. He can't even reach up to grab at her, through he's clearly trying. Through the modulated chaos of his damaged vocoder you recognise a miserable man, crying the worst tears of his life, and perhaps incoming death. He pleads to the Rank Leader.
*** C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 looks over their shoulder.
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: Out. ::>"
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: Six. Out. Now. ::>"
*** C27:50.KING-7 's palm falls down onto DEFENDER-1's leg. He can't even reach up to grab at her, through he's clearly trying. Through the modulated chaos of his damaged vocoder you recognise a miserable man, crying the worst tears of his life, and perhaps incoming death. He pleads to the Rank Leader.
C27:50.KING-7 says "<:: S-..S YDNEY<<(The vocoder malfunctions momentarily)>>oN'T WANNA-.. I-... ::>"
*** C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 puts the USP-T up to the back of K-7's mask.
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: I'm sorry, Seven. ::>"
*** The heavy carcass twitches over KING-7.
** Its maw stares at you invitingly.
** You're going where it went.
C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 says "<:: I'm sorry. ::>"
*** C93:RL.DEFENDER-1 hesitates and squeezes the trigger of their USP-T. The mask of the Unit being the only thing looking down at the injured functionary as they mercy kill him.
*** C27:50.KING-7 stretched his arm out to try and grab Sydney's hand. He doesn't manage. You do the right thing. At least, you think so. Farewell, KING-7.
 
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Before the shit got serious we were all together, everybody's alive:
[20:00] C22:50.HERO-0 says "<:: Yea.. if anything happens. I got 4 nades on me.. Gonna be singing kumbaya with the Devil in Hell. ::>"

After multiple deaths, wounded, now separated and bleeding out alone in a dark corner trying to call for help:
[21:35] C17:RL.DEFENDER-2 radios on tac: "Rot in Hell, you copycat son of a bitch!"
[21:35] C22:50.HERO-0 radios on tac: "Pfft.. '' Coughs, garbling up the microphone ''Right-.. Just-.. Just get JURY-2 out of here.. and- the 25s."
[21:36] C22:50.HERO-0 radios on tac: "I'll..be.. singing kumbaya with the Devil.. down in Hell."
 

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Before the shit got serious we were all together, everybody's alive:
[20:00] C22:50.HERO-0 says "<:: Yea.. if anything happens. I got 4 nades on me.. Gonna be singing kumbaya with the Devil in Hell. ::>"

After multiple deaths, wounded, now separated and bleeding out alone in a dark corner trying to call for help:
[21:35] C17:RL.DEFENDER-2 radios on tac: "Rot in Hell, you copycat son of a bitch!"
[21:35] C22:50.HERO-0 radios on tac: "Pfft.. '' Coughs, garbling up the microphone ''Right-.. Just-.. Just get JURY-2 out of here.. and- the 25s."
[21:36] C22:50.HERO-0 radios on tac: "I'll..be.. singing kumbaya with the Devil.. down in Hell."
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It had him. The creature grabbed at his back, and his whole body jerked suddenly with the cessation of momentum. He could feel a heat, as it's fly-trap-like head - or was it a mouth? - closed in.

The creature's head-mouth clamped around Deacon's head. The glass of one of his goggles cracked, as it squeezed. There was an awful, crushing pressure, against his skull...

*** Deacon Whitlock leases an unashamed screech of terror as it clamps around his head- he bucks his entire body, breaking free of it's grasp through sheer adrenaline fueled strength, curling down as he tries to run off, and put as much distance between it and him as possible.

The creature stumbled back, in a sudden screaming rage that it had lost it's prey. Mouth wide open.
 
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It had him. The creature grabbed at his back, and his whole body jerked suddenly with the cessation of momentum. He could feel a heat, as it's fly-trap-like head - or was it a mouth? - closed in.

The creature's head-mouth clamped around Deacon's head. The glass of one of his goggles cracked, as it squeezed. There was an awful, crushing pressure, against his skull...

*** Deacon Whitlock leases an unashamed screech of terror as it clamps around his head- he bucks his entire body, breaking free of it's grasp through sheer adrenaline fueled strength, curling down as he tries to run off, and put as much distance between it and him as possible.

The creature stumbled back, in a sudden screaming rage that it had lost it's prey. Mouth wide open.
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*** You hear squeaking.
*** It's coming from YELLOW gate.
*** C79:50.VICE-0 turns around, frantically glancing around. Hesitantly, he moves towards the source of it.
C79:50.VICE-0 says "<:: I-is, something there...? ::>"
*** You hear... Birds?
*** And then explosions.
*** C79:50.VICE-0 recoils as the 'birds' suddenly explode behind the gate, petrified, he heaves himself up behind the track.
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: N-no, no no no! Fuck! ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: I hate animals! I hate this planet! ::>"
*** C79:50.VICE-0 steps back, whimpering.
 

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C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: ... just what have they *done* to everything? ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: E-even the birds, now... were they birds? t-... ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: It doesn't matter, they want to eat me. kill me. devour me. ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: I miss home. I don't like this, I don't like *any* of it. ::>"
*** HPR is under attack.
*** C79:50.VICE-0 trembles, noticing his own hand has instinctively gone towards his own holster. He bats it out of hand, afraid, only to see a... penguin?.
attacked by a horde of exploding penguins
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: -- OH GOD, OH FUCKING GOD, NO, NO NO NO! ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF IN THE ARCTIC. ::>"
*** C79:50.VICE-0 ducks as another leaping penguin nearly darts into himself, exploding by the train ruins.
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: FUCK, NO -- NO -- AWH, NO! ::>"
*** It broke the gate. You will be demoted for this, surely.
C79:50.VICE-0 says "<:: ... a-... ::>"
***C79:50.VICE-0 collapses on the tiles, crying to himself.
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C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: ... just what have they *done* to everything? ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: E-even the birds, now... were they birds? t-... ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: It doesn't matter, they want to eat me. kill me. devour me. ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 whispers "<:: I miss home. I don't like this, I don't like *any* of it. ::>"
*** HPR is under attack.
*** C79:50.VICE-0 trembles, noticing his own hand has instinctively gone towards his own holster. He bats it out of hand, afraid, only to see a... penguin?.
attacked by a horde of exploding penguins
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: -- OH GOD, OH FUCKING GOD, NO, NO NO NO! ::>"
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF IN THE ARCTIC. ::>"
*** C79:50.VICE-0 ducks as another leaping penguin nearly darts into himself, exploding by the train ruins.
C79:50.VICE-0 yells "<:: FUCK, NO -- NO -- AWH, NO! ::>"
*** It broke the gate. You will be demoted for this, surely.
C79:50.VICE-0 says "<:: ... a-... ::>"
***C79:50.VICE-0 collapses on the tiles, crying to himself.
@TheInnkeeper
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*** Councillor Amelia Dupont picks up a folder, finding a random page.
*** "*Details of a sex scandal within Union Medical, non-sanctioned procreation parties taking place daily in C24 throughout the summer of 2012*
*** Councillor Amelia Dupont peers inside, her face grovelling in shock.
Councillor Calvin Gates says "I err- don't touch that one!"
*** Councillor Calvin Gates Rose from his chair, quickly going to snatch the document from Dupont
*** Councillor Amelia Dupont grovels, grabbing another.#

@maxi found the porn mags 😖
 
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*** Councillor Amelia Dupont picks up a folder, finding a random page.
*** "*Details of a sex scandal within Union Medical, non-sanctioned procreation parties taking place daily in C24 throughout the summer of 2012*
*** Councillor Amelia Dupont peers inside, her face grovelling in shock.
Councillor Calvin Gates says "I err- don't touch that one!"
*** Councillor Calvin Gates Rose from his chair, quickly going to snatch the document from Dupont
*** Councillor Amelia Dupont grovels, grabbing another.#

@maxi found the porn mags 😖
It took less than a day for CAB to mention sex

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>Defender-6 throws a grenade into a building literally filled with bombs
>Gets half the Detatchment killed in the explosion
>Has the audacity to blame the event guy

[LOOC] C16:RL.DEFENDER-6: Dumb bomb event


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