Guten tag Nebulous, my name is Bill Stahl.
I’m a 27 year old American Axis history enthusiast (Wehraboo for you allied war criminals). I draw iron crosses on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Germans in games. (Call of Duty, Company of Heroes)
I train with my Sturmgewehr 44 every day, this superior weapon can punch clean through Russian steel because it is made from Kruppstahl, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Iron Cross with Oak Leaves from my Axis reenactment group two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak German fluently, both Alemannic and the Swabian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their Prussian code, which I follow 100%
When I get my German visa, I am moving to Munich to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Panzer commander or a political speechwriter!
I own several Hugo Boss SS uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my fuhrers and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in the Reich!
also can we set up a TS for this shit?
