[Competition] Design a Country

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Competition Time children!

Aim of the game is simple: Design me a country!

The winner of my choosing shall receive a £5 game from my steam inventory!
The runner up shall receive a £1 masterpiece of a game from my steam inventory!


Please Include:
  • The name of the country
  • General facts about it
  • The countries flag
  • The capital city
  • The current ruler and government system
  • Allies in the world
  • Global position (Economy/Science and whatnot)

Good luck to everyone!
[Competition closes in 3 days]
 
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Scotlandanish
A piece of Scotland that broke off and attached to Denmark, starting the trade of Danish biscuits.
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sorry for mspaint
Capital city is named 'Cheekinandos'
Current ruler is Daminaus Mixtapenaus, government system is a police-state system
Allies are Daminaus' smoking bud Fidel Castro in Cuba and Greedy Gurra in Swedeland.
Global Position is Agriculture and the Manufacturing of Danish Biscuits.
 
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  • The Soviet States of America
  • The Soviet States of America are ruled by a completely slavic/Communistic government, the Soviet States of America focuses more on the Military aspect of the country. The Soviet States of America were made after the Russian State had taken over USA, Renaming most of the stuff in the Country, they rule it fairly heavily.
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  • The Capital city is of course Washington, this time it is Re-named to Petersburg.
  • The Current ruler is of course Maria Putin, Vladimir Putin's daughter, the Government is Heavily Socialistic.
  • STA's allies consist of: Japan, China, North Korea, South Korea, Russian Federation, Ukraine(Which is under it's STA's control) and the Baltic States, which have been forced to ally.
  • STA has one of the biggest Military forces, it is their main income, every citizen helps the Military In one way or the other.
 
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  • The Soviet States of America
  • The Soviet States of America are ruled by a completely slavic/Communistic government, the Soviet States of America focuses more on the Military aspect of the country. The Soviet States of America were made after the Russian State had taken over USA, Renaming most of the stuff in the Country, they rule it fairly heavily.
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  • The Capital city is of course Washington, this time it is Re-named to Petersburg.
  • The Current ruler is of course Maria Putin, Vladimir Putin's daughter, the Government is Heavily Socialistic.
  • STA's allies consist of: Japan, China, North Korea, South Korea, Russian Federation, Ukraine(Which is under it's STA's control) and the Baltic States, which have been forced to ally.
  • STA has one of the biggest Military forces, it is their main income, every citizen helps the Military In one way or the other.
DAMN IT, I WAS LATE.
 

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Vape Nation, Democratic People's Republic of
A place full of hipsters which slowly detached itself from Miami, and is now somehow confining with Portugal. Apparently, the average citizenry of such country is split into two groups:
  • The Vape-sellers: those who belong to this faction generally sell e-cigs to the other social groups, a few of them also host the so-called 'Vaping Olympiads' which occurr every four years in the local pubs of the country. They are praised by a few, and despised by many for unknown reasons.
  • The Vape-vapers: citizens of such class usually stay in front of country parks with their telephone out complaining about today's society, often accompanied with insulting, or rather "flaming" as they say in their language, other vapers or Vape-sellers. Many of these have a low self-esteem apparently, and often wear bandanas, hipster scarfs and gloves even when it's fucking summer.
As a wise man once said (in a parallel universe where he's still alive to this day),
"I have also left no doubt that, if the nations of Europe are again to be regarded as mere shares to be bought and sold by those international money and finance conspirators, then that race, Jewry Vapers, which is the real guilty party in this murderous struggle, will be saddled with the responsibility. I also made it clear that this time, not only would millions of children of European Aryan races starve, not only would millions of grown men meet their death, and not only would millions of women and children be burned or bombed to death in the cities, but that the real culprit would atone for his guilt, even if by more humane means."

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There is no city in this country, as they are an old thing that should be swiped away from today's society's ideologies. They are all united under the name of Vape Nation, despite despising each other.

The current ruler is Andrew Smith, and he's named himself so because more people should have more common names instead of sounding like immigrants. He doesn't have a title, but he is a big fan of vaping, he's so dedicated to it just like he is to his ego, even though he hasn't won any vaping competition yet. He's despised by everyone, but everybody is too lazy to actually do anything. He is also a big fan of procreating, even though he keeps complaining on fucking Facebook that men shouldn't act like animals.

Here's a picture of him below, at the national Vaping Olympiads of 2011, desperate because of today's modern world and behaviors:
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As much as it's sad to say, it has been clearly stated that Vape Nation doesn't agree with any of the other countries, therefore you aren't entitled to ask if Vape Nation, Democratic People's Republic of is allied with any country before checking your facts right. It should also be specified that this country has no confirmed global position, as the definition of such term is outdated and must be elaborated in better ways before being used.

Even though the citizens of Vape Nation costantly hate each other, they love bragging to other countries by standing together and doing their country's hand gesture: the "vape sign", a more original idea than all the other countries, which should take example from.

Vote for Vape Nation today, nebulae this post if you want it to become true.
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Here's a picture of him below, at the national Vaping Olympiads of 2011, desperate because of today's modern world and behaviors:
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Isn't that the extreme SJW guy from Vice News?
 

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Isn't that the extreme SJW guy from Vice News?
i dont know i took the picturewhile googling "hipsters"

What the hell are you on about? It's pretty clear that modern society has brainwashed you. He is, in fact, a Vape-vaper.
 

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  • Name: Federal Socialist Republic of Judea and Israel (FSRJL)
  • The state is ran by a single party, no bureaucracy or any political infighting caused by democracy. The state glorifies jewish traditions and customs but doesn't make space for any institutionalized religious authority to be put in place. Islam is outright banned but Christianity and all minor religions are allowed within the country. Each citizen must swear his loyalty to the state and serve a full military service of three years, women are being offered whether to join the police or provide national service in hospitals, schools and etcetera. The market is fully under the state's control, from a kisok to the biggest factory - all is controlled and managed by the state.
  • Flag:
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  • Capital City: Jerusalem
  • Current Leader: Sheesh, don't know. The government is a totalitarian regime which again is run by a single party.
  • Allies: The Russian Federation, The People's Republic of China, The Republic of Serbia, The Hellenistic Republic AKA Greece, The Republic of Armenia.
  • Global Position: One of the greatest providers of patents and inventions to the world combined with its production of food and allocation of resources.
  • Map:
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Are you people seriously that brainwashed to vote for Soviet drunko's, Indepedent scottish weirdo's and Greedy hanukka's? ....... I seriously lost all faith in humanity...

Vote for Vape Nation, go green. (Please ignore the hashtags, as they are just useless and immature behaviors enforced by today's society in the social media.)
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FEAR NOT, CITIZENS OF THE TRUSTY UNION, THIS WESTERN PROPAGANDA SHALL NOT HARM YOU ANYMORE.

SLAVA KOMMUNISMA!
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Name: The Baltic Union
General facts:
  • Composed of Denmark, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia and a smaller area of northern Germany
  • Has 4 different official languages (Those being Danish, Estonian, Lithuanian and Latvian) which are all taught in schools.
  • Additionally, the languages English and German are also taught in schools.
  • The state is required by law to be completely secular, and there are no state/tax funded religious institutions.
  • The national motto is (translated to English) ''Freedom, equality, unity''
  • The major political parties are: The Danish Unity Party, the Estonian Communist Party, the Lithuania Labor Party, the Party of Latvian Workers and the German National Party.
Government type: The government's ideology is based off the Nordic welfare model, although is much more socialist in comparison. The ruling party is elected by all citizens of the Union, and has the government take residence in the region which the party resides in (e.g. the Danish parties establish government in Denmark). There is no ''leader'' per say , although the chairman of the ruling party is usually seen as the representative of the state.
Current ruling party: The Party of Latvian Workers
Current capital city: Riga
Allies:
Major allies include:
  • Germany
  • Sweden
  • Norway
Minor allies include:
  • The rest of the EU
  • NATO countries
Flag:
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Map:
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Name: The Baltic Union
General facts:
  • Composed of Denmark, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia and a smaller area of northern Germany
  • Has 4 different official languages (Those being Danish, Estonian, Lithuanian and Latvian) which are all taught in schools.
  • Additionally, the languages English and German are also taught in schools.
  • The state is required by law to be completely secular, and there are no state/tax funded religious institutions.
  • The national motto is (translated to English) ''Freedom, equality, unity''
  • The major political parties are: The Danish Unity Party, the Estonian Communist Party, the Lithuania Labor Party, the Party of Latvian Workers and the German National Party.
Government type: The government's ideology is based off the Nordic welfare model, although is much more socialist in comparison. The ruling party is elected by all citizens of the Union, and has the government take residence in the region which the party resides in (e.g. the Danish parties establish government in Denmark). There is no ''leader'' per say , although the chairman of the ruling party is usually seen as the representative of the state.
Current ruling party: The Party of Latvian Workers
Current capital city: Riga
Allies:
Major allies include:
  • Germany
  • Sweden
  • Norway
Minor allies include:
  • The rest of the EU
  • NATO countries
Flag:
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Map:
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Is Scotlandanish included? ;)
 

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Back at it again with the immature responses... Typical. I'm ashamed and sad for tomorrow's generation.

(This is not an advertisement (as they are IN FACT used to brainwash your thoughts), but rather a post to unbrainwash you and make you think right, vote for Vape Nation (nebulae it or no e-cigs for life))
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Back at it again with the immature responses... Typical. I'm ashamed and sad for tomorrow's generation.
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Are you people seriously that brainwashed to vote for Soviet drunko's, Indepedent scottish weirdo's and Greedy hanukka's? ....... I seriously lost all faith in humanity...

Vote for Vape Nation, go green. (Please ignore the hashtags, as they are just useless and immature behaviors enforced by today's society in the social media.)
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FEAR NOT, CITIZENS OF THE TRUSTY UNION, THIS WESTERN PROPAGANDA SHALL NOT HARM YOU ANYMORE.

SLAVA KOMMUNISMA!
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(Does a galactic empire work?-sips tea)

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The Universal Union


A advanced inter-galactic civilization that has “peacefully” incorporated multiple other races/species into it’s ever-expanding empire. The UU is a ruthless civilization that is hell-bond on taking over the Universe. And destroying everything that opposition the Union. Anything that is not with the Union, is against the Union. Their citizens can live in relative peace and can live a normal life for the most part. But with the Union constantly at war and rebellion moments everywhere in the more less “developed” planets. It’s considered rare to live a “good and peaceful life” unless you’re living on one of their developed planets.


Earth (The Citadel)

Earth is technically it’s “capital city” because there is only one city in Earth, the Citadel. The Citadel is located right on the now-long gone city of Moscow. The Citadel has one massive tower that is the heart of the entire city itself and is just called The Tower. Everything relies on The Tower for it’s power, communications, technology etc. Besides the The Tower there is many other smaller towers are labeled C-1 to C-10 and the area around the smaller tower that it controls is labeled S-1 to S-10.


The Galactic Union

The Galactic Union is the central government of the Universal Union. It controls Internal and external affairs in every aspect. The “rulers” of this all-powerful government are called Our Benefactors. Highly intelligent beings capable of telepathic and supernatural powers. The Galactic Union commands without question, anything that denies its authority is immediately silenced. Besides being all-powerful the Galactic Union is highly well-organized and can send its commands to anyone within the matters of hours. And can resolve internal issues relatively easy with no fighting. But not much is known about how it works besides these few points.


Galactic Position

To put it simply the Universal Union is very powerfully although it’s at constant war with every civilization. And that’s basically it.​