Destroy a wish

Jojo Manning

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I thought we could all have a little fun, and mess around. Basically, the game works like this. Someone makes a wish, however the person replying to them must mess it up.
Example:
Person 1: I wanna be able to fly.
Person 2: Wish granted, however, if you fly more than ten minutes exactly, you slam into a plane. I wish I had never ending wealth.
Person 3: Wish granted, however, every time you try to spend your money, the FBI tries to arrest you for using forged currency. I wanna be able to bla bla bla
And so on and so forth.


My wish is I wanna have all the games on steam.
 
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Pankek

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Wish granted, but you won't be able to play the games multiplayer.

My wish is to know everything.
(xd didnt think of anything better)
 

Subeh

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Granted, but you can only fast forward to 0.5 seconds before your death.

I wish I could afford to buy any car I wanted, with any modification I wanted.
 
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Krippler

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Wish granted, but you can only use it for 10 minutes before it disappears

I wish I could control someone with my mind
 

gigi

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granted, but youre the only person left on the planet

i wish for roleplay to begone cheeky game reference of vidya game i love
 

Dalekfodder

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granted, but youre the only person left on the planet

i wish for roleplay to begone cheeky game reference of vidya game i love

Granted but you are blinded now and instead you hear /mes in your head with finlays voice

I wish I could forget and replay stalker
 

ddæ

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i'm assuming your wish is to have more brain cells, granted! But they all form into a giant tumor.
I wish for a pet rock with googly eyes.
granted, but you turn retarded and smash yourself over the head with the rock, killing yourself.
i wish i could be cool.
 

pudsey

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Granted, you can only teleport to places 5 metres in front of you. Bummer.

I wish for telekinetic powers.