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Postino

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you try handling a boner when you're in pe, uncomfortable trackies, loose boxers and are over 6'5
i will be frank here
i do not enjoy having a large one either, but i've had to get used to it
i would kill for a normal cock
i guess thats a price you pay for being tall as fuck in general though
im tall as fuck but hey we can trade if you want
 
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gigi

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im tall as fuck but hey we can trade if you want
gladly
i'd much rather die a virgin knowing i wasnt probably never that much anyway instead of dying a virgin with a oversized dick
 

Zak

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also all these fucking humblebrags smh

if you got a big dick and people call you out on it there's literally no way to lose that argument

"why you staring at it? jealous?"

boom fucking destroyed and they either say they weren't staring, thus invalidating their argument, or they admit to staring at your junk, during which you call them gay and move on
 
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Zomba

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I got ADHD i literally do something with my legs every second and can't concentrate.
 
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MaXenzie

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MaXenzie: Actually
MaXenzie: I haven't measured my dick recently
MaXenzie: It was like
MaXenzie: The length of a ruler when I was 13.
MaXenzie: Erect.
MaXenzie: So I'mma check the next time I can.
Cuntcake: Wtf are you saying man
Cuntcake: How old are you
MaXenzie: 15.
Cuntcake: 15
Cuntcake: And you're checking the lenght of your dong
Cuntcake: Man, wtf
Cuntcake: Let me grab my bleach, hold on
 
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MaXenzie

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No point having a big dick if you don't get to use it. Pleb.

Cuntcake: I'm dying inside fam
MaXenzie: Do you think
MaXenzie: Women like
Cuntcake: No
MaXenzie: Jam rules down their snatch?
MaXenzie: And measure the depth?
Cuntcake: No
MaXenzie: "I have a 7 inch cunt."
Cuntcake: The women I know aren't just some first chick from the street
MaXenzie: Implying I'm into casual sex.
Cuntcake: I'm a man of standards you see
MaXenzie: Which, when I'm 16, I totally will be.
Cuntcake: Lmao
Cuntcake: Count on you boy, just don't go over the limits
 
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MaXenzie: The length of a ruler when I was 13.
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MaXenzie

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why the fuck do you measure your dick if you're 13

Discovered porn at 7.

I wanted to see if I was up against some good competition.