Florida is a mess

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Zak said:
the further north you go in florida, the better your experience gets
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Isn't this just a general statement for the entire country
(washington, D.C and new york being the exceptions)
 
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florida is america's trash can and thats old news
 
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You should swing by Opa Locka thats where my step dad is from, Nice place to ask for directions. Let me know what you think

Also take pictures of Dexters Apartment for me
 
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Im here for a convention, dont really have time to go fucking around

Also, we already got a bunch of tickets, ranging from speeding to parking and just disturbing the peace. Thats what you get with a mansion filled with people from 18-26 and a buncha cars

In the meantime - half the cops are awesome, the other half are fucking annoying. Straight up walk up and "get the fuck out of here" and shit

Also, people cant drive properly here. Too slow (speed limits are dumb.. its usually 30-55 miles in a highway, while in portugal a highway is 70-80), also the continous lane lines seem to be a suggestion and not directive.

Fat fucks all over the place.
Toilets are half full at a natural state.


Chicks are hot, people are nice, it seems americans find it "normal" to strike conversation randomly

All healthy food is crazy expensive

Best part: literally like gta vice city
The youtube videos with some retard rapping really good at random are real



Cars are fucking insane big. Why does everyone drive a fucking monster truck?

The ghetto is fucking messed up. Already had a gun pulled on us once. Blacks are waaaaaaaay cooler than whites. By far. They fuck with us from EU.

Uuuuuuuuuuh idk the US is exactly what i expected thus far, for the most part, tbh
 
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Angel said:
Im here for a convention, dont really have time to go fucking around

Also, we already got a bunch of tickets, ranging from speeding to parking and just disturbing the peace. Thats what you get with a mansion filled with people from 18-26 and a buncha cars

In the meantime - half the cops are awesome, the other half are fucking annoying. Straight up walk up and "get the fuck out of here" and shit

Also, people cant drive properly here. Too slow (speed limits are dumb.. its usually 30-55 miles in a highway, while in portugal a highway is 70-80), also the continous lane lines seem to be a suggestion and not directive.

Fat fucks all over the place.
Toilets are half full at a natural state.


Chicks are hot, people are nice, it seems americans find it "normal" to strike conversation randomly

All healthy food is crazy expensive

Best part: literally like gta vice city
The youtube videos with some retard rapping really good at random are real



Cars are fucking insane big. Why does everyone drive a fucking monster truck?

The ghetto is fucking messed up. Already had a gun pulled on us once. Blacks are waaaaaaaay cooler than whites. By far. They fuck with us from EU.

Uuuuuuuuuuh idk the US is exactly what i expected thus far, for the most part, tbh
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guess you wish you'd be in amsterdam now don't you
 
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Angel said:
it seems americans find it "normal" to strike conversation randomly
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yeah because we're not a country of homogenized antisocial cucks
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Evil said:
Isn't this just a general statement for the entire country
(washington, D.C and new york being the exceptions)
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nah, for the most part it's "the country gets better the further away from the center you get"
 
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Angel said:
it seems americans find it "normal" to strike conversation randomly
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what did he mean by this
its almost as if humans are social creatures and europe is filled with weird anti-social apathetic degenerates
Angel said:
(speed limits are dumb.. its usually 30-55 miles in a highway, while in portugal a highway is 70-80),
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obviously speed limits are going to be slower in a country where 325 million people live to minimize traffic accidents LOL
 
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doesn't sound far off from canada in ontario, except most are anti-social

and instead of spanish, people speak chinese, hindu, and muslim

OOF
 
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