Im here for a convention, dont really have time to go fucking around
Also, we already got a bunch of tickets, ranging from speeding to parking and just disturbing the peace. Thats what you get with a mansion filled with people from 18-26 and a buncha cars
In the meantime - half the cops are awesome, the other half are fucking annoying. Straight up walk up and "get the fuck out of here" and shit
Also, people cant drive properly here. Too slow (speed limits are dumb.. its usually 30-55 miles in a highway, while in portugal a highway is 70-80), also the continous lane lines seem to be a suggestion and not directive.
Fat fucks all over the place.
Toilets are half full at a natural state.
Chicks are hot, people are nice, it seems americans find it "normal" to strike conversation randomly
All healthy food is crazy expensive
Best part: literally like gta vice city
The youtube videos with some retard rapping really good at random are real
Cars are fucking insane big. Why does everyone drive a fucking monster truck?
The ghetto is fucking messed up. Already had a gun pulled on us once. Blacks are waaaaaaaay cooler than whites. By far. They fuck with us from EU.
Uuuuuuuuuuh idk the US is exactly what i expected thus far, for the most part, tbh