News GTA RP - it's finally here

[john]

i had a lot of fun terrorizing everyone i came across, didnt expect so many nebuloids to be so funny
good laugh

 

[Blackquill]

i had a lot of fun terrorizing everyone i came across, didnt expect so many nebuloids to be so funny
good laugh

Were you the drunk hobo talking about the CIA and vaccinations

 

[john]

Were you the drunk hobo talking about the CIA and vaccinations

no im playing a 3%er that thinks driving the wrong way down a one-way street is a constitutional freedom

 

[Eviction Notice]

had a lot of fun with Mr Big doing our own shit

MR BIG SWEEEP

(I picked a bad voice my throat is dead after two straight hours of kingpin mimicry)

I might aswell air my thoughts while I am here: UI is excellent and user-friendly, especially new-user friendly. This is my first time on a GTA RP server and it didn't take long to figure everything out on my own. Like MaX, currently I believe the criminal element is lacking for me to truly enjoy sinking hours into this, but it's a good base for what would be an excellent server.

 

[Luft]

headstaff said im the president (its in the rules)

 

[contained postal dude]

I wish I was recording, but it was the funniest thing when I was being chased by a cop with a taser, ran across the freeway and watched him get run over behind me as I kept booking it

 

[MaXenzie]

MR BIG SWEEEP

(I picked a bad voice my throat is dead after two straight hours of kingpin mimicry)

skullface and mr big's conversation in the car on their way up the tallest mountain in los santos

 

[Mic15000]

I think this perfectly encapsulates GTA:RP and why chirp it's such a good social media

 

[MaXenzie]

I think this perfectly encapsulates GTA:RP and why chirp it's such a good social media

redcoat dude rizzing the fuck out of the camera bro

 

[Northgate]

I think this perfectly encapsulates GTA:RP and why chirp it's such a good social media

I HAD TO RESCUE THEM AS EMS BUT SINCE WE HAVE NO BOAT OR HELI I HAD TO IMPROVISE AND RENTED A BOAT (2K!!!)

 

[Mic15000]

I HAD TO RESCUE THEM AS EMS BUT SINCE WE HAVE NO BOAT OR HELI I HAD TO IMPROVISE AND RENTED A BOAT (2K!!!)

This is why healthcare should not be free unless you have insurance, embrace capitalism!

 

[MaXenzie]

This is why healthcare should not be free unless you have insurance, embrace capitalism!

getting help from EMS should put you in crippling debt, forcing you into a life of crime (and also giving the EMS players a good salary)

 

[metropaun]

I think this perfectly encapsulates GTA:RP and why chirp it's such a good social media

thank god you arrived in time. i was dehydrated (in the ocean lmao)

shoutout to the taxi driver who kept messaging me and asking how i was doing who i then left behind when we took the boat for ourselfs. I am not sorry.

 

[Northgate]

thank god you arrived in time. i was dehydrated (in the ocean lmao)

shoutout to the taxi driver who kept messaging me and asking how i was doing who i then left behind when we took the boat for ourselfs. I am not sorry.

it was so funny when I realized the boat did not have enough space and we had to trust GTA physics to transport you across the ocean LMAO

and afterward you took my boat (after asking of course)... i hope you made me enough money...

 

[metropaun]

it was so funny when I realized the boat did not have enough space and we had to trust GTA physics to transport you across the ocean LMAO

and afterward you took my boat (after asking of course)... i hope you made me enough money...

hahahahahahhaha "made enough money"
sir i got stranded in the middle of the desert trying to lockpick a car which instantly fucking BROKE

:(

 

[Northgate]

hahahahahahhaha "made enough money"
sir i got stranded in the middle of the desert trying to lockpick a car which instantly fucking BROKE

:(

You had a BOAT why didn't you drive to the SHORE...

i force you to apply for EMS to make up for the costs... (new ems recruitment strategy)

 

[metropaun]

You had a BOAT why didn't you drive to the SHORE...

i force you to apply for EMS to make up for the costs... (new ems recruitment strategy)

i did.. but it ran out of gas.... thats why i went to land...

 

[Aether]

hahahahahahhaha "made enough money"
sir i got stranded in the middle of the desert trying to lockpick a car which instantly fucking BROKE

:(

If you were the one that bought me those lockpicks, THE THIRD TIME WAS LUCKY WHY DID YOU LEAVE

 

[metropaun]

If you were the one that bought me those lockpicks, THE THIRD TIME WAS LUCKY WHY DID YOU LEAVE

I THOUGHT MY CHANCES ON THE BIKE WERE BETTER LMFAOOOOOOO
I SHOULDVE KNOOOOWNNNN

 

[Aether]

I THOUGHT MY CHANCES ON THE BIKE WERE BETTER LMFAOOOOOOO
I SHOULDVE KNOOOOWNNNN

TRUST THE STRANGE MAN WITH RED EYES IN THE DESERT