Happy Traitor day America (4th of July)

[venutianPunk]

I bought powdered tea and painted your Union Jack on it.
We then proceeded to melt it and put out the fire and heat with Coke while we had our hands on our chests and our friend screeched the US National Anthem.

Happy 242nd Traitor's Day, hope to see you to 300.

 

[Blackquill]

I bought powdered tea and painted your Union Jack on it.
We then proceeded to melt it and put out the fire and heat with Coke while we had our hands on our chests and our friend screeched the US National Anthem.

Happy 242nd Traitor Day, hope to see you to 300.

Prick

What a waste of good tea

 

[venutianPunk]

Prick

What a waste of good tea

It was lemon. There wasn't any lime so that was the closest I could get.

❤
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[Gabby]

 

[PrincessKatey]

Don’t call it traitor day just because the British were too incompetent to stop some men from turning the ocean into snapple

I blame king George the third he was mentally insane and not fit to be in charge of a kettle let alone one of the strongest countries in the world at that time
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Prick

What a waste of good tea

Typical yanks not understanding the value or the amazing taste that is tea I can't believe it's been over 200 years and they still haven't figured out you drink it not chuck it around

 

[Vice]

I blame king George the third he was mentally insane and not fit to be in charge of a kettle let alone one of the strongest countries in the world at that time
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Typical yanks not understanding the value or the amazing taste that is tea I can't believe it's been over 200 years and they still haven't figured out you drink it not chuck it around

Strongest Empire in the world - gets felled by tea and an Indian man. Ah god save the queen. Jokes aside my country is run by king George 4 so I cannot hate

 

[shibe]

Strongest Empire in the world - gets felled by tea and an Indian man. Ah god save the queen. Jokes aside my country is run by king George 4 so I cannot hate

france did the majority of the work

 

[Vice]

france did the majority of the work

You wanna hear a funny joke? Its called the Maginot Line.

 

[venutianPunk]

france did the majority of the work

You wanna hear a funny joke? Its called the Maginot Line.

 

[PrincessKatey]

You wanna hear a funny joke? Its called the Maginot Line.

There was no maginot line at the time and if we had a mentally sane king we would of kept the thirteen colonies

 

[Akula]

bongs unironically thinking they could have won the war of independance

highly epic

 

[PrincessKatey]

bongs unironically thinking they could have won the war of independance

highly epic

We would of won if we hadn't been weakened kicking the shit out of the French for them to just go and supply America with money guns and supplies and volunteers

 

[Akula]

We would of won if we hadn't been weakened kicking the shit out of the French for them to just go and supply America with money guns and supplies and volunteers

supplying an expeditionary war against an opponent that is on the other side of the world, in an age where it takes almost a year to get there, and the oppononent basically has total control over the land and civil populace and is highly motivated, supplied, and far better led than your army

8)

 

[PrincessKatey]

supplying an expeditionary war against an opponent that is on the other side of the world, in an age where it takes almost a year to get there, and the oppononent basically has total control over the land and civil populace and is highly motivated, supplied, and far better led than your army

8)

It still took us a long ass time to get all our shit there and again I still blame king George the third quite a few Americans were still fairly loyal to us after the taxes it was only after he declared the entire colony treason (can't rememeber the exact term) and we blocked all imports to them that the loyal ones started to switch sides

 

[Akula]

>be british commander
>lose 100 troops to sniper and gurellia attacks before you even get to the battlefield
>request reinforcements from blightly
>"alright guv they'll only be eight months sit tight chap"
>wait 8 months
>half of unit has starved/contracted typhoid
>reinforcements arrive
>only get 20 redcoats because it's all britain could afford to send
>get throat slit by angry colonist in the night
>mfw

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

>be british commander
>lose 100 troops to sniper and gurellia attacks before you even get to the battlefield
>request reinforcements from blightly
>"alright guv they'll only be eight months sit tight chap"
>wait 8 months
>half of unit has starved/contracted typhoid
>reinforcements arrive
>only get 20 redcoats because it's all britain could afford to send
>get throat slit by angry colonist in the night
>mfw

Tbh England was at a very heavy disadvantage due to the distance you need to travel and American landmass alone.

Even if Britain was fully funded and equipped, they were still going to get raped by the water then the heavily dug in sneaky farmers all over the place

 

[Ond]

>be british commander
>lose 100 troops to sniper and gurellia attacks before you even get to the battlefield
>request reinforcements from blightly
>"alright guv they'll only be eight months sit tight chap"
>wait 8 months
>half of unit has starved/contracted typhoid
>reinforcements arrive
>only get 20 redcoats because it's all britain could afford to send
>get throat slit by angry colonist in the night
>mfw

>retards will still shill that Britannia actually had a chance despite this

 

[shibe]

You wanna hear a funny joke? Its called the Maginot Line.

That has nothing to do with this
I wanted to bait some ameritards but only got more evidence that proves 1/3 of all americans are retarded

 

[ddæ]

tfw people think fighting the French is the reason we mainly lost the war when we made no attempt to win hearts and minds and instead treated neutral colonists like shit, causing them to turn to the colonist rebels

 

[afric]

u saying 2 me that British empire is bad but where ur empire at Americans??????