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Proton
- Joined
- Jun 17, 2017
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The entirety of the UK fits inside a state I would drive across to go to a concert in a day.. Id say for being some ameritards our “empire” sure seems bigger than your state you call a country, but what do I know. My country will never come close to the cultural achievements of smiffy boy, tesco, and a semi annual james bond movie. Which btw the previous james bond wasn’t even british he was american so mI6 doesn’t even like Britain.
Now im going to get off my potato powered computer and go back to ploughing the farm. Its hard to drive a tractor with five ak-47s strapped to my arms, but I need to shoot in the air to scare off the wolves. I only hit my inbred children with stray bullets 25% of the time, but its okay because I can take a cheese powered rocketship to bomb the middle east and steal their children. Really got to go now, its not long before a school shooter comes along and teams up with a cop to shoot me, it happens 24:7 so I need to be on watch.