Serious HL2RP∞ Screenshot Thread

[Ond]

>walk up to guy giving out scripts
>he asks what ur profession is and what u can do in general
>i spend a good few minutes writing out actual detailed lines of how my char is combat capable even with one arm (she asked for a pistol) but is also a tinkerer
>guy stares for good second
>"hmm i give you toolbox and glue i think also crowbar bye bye"
>i then spend 10 minutes karen'ing my way into a usp

Same story for me

Was the only person in the line to write out a thoughtful response with character and effort and thats all I got and have been given since

 

[Trains]

i will see to it.



it’s funny watching people walking around on their own and getting spotted by one (1) antlion

then immediately 20 more run in from every corner of the map and ambush them

 

[PilotBland]

i will see to it.



it’s funny watching people walking around on their own and getting spotted by one (1) antlion

then immediately 20 more run in from every corner of the map and ambush them

me 6 times

 

[mårten]

can someone supply me with eye bleach that post is still etched into my retina

 

[MaXenzie]

Same story for me

Was the only person in the line to write out a thoughtful response with character and effort and thats all I got and have been given since

consider it a trial and tribulation

they purposefully gave all the good RPers shit weapons, knowing they would strive for higher, loftier goals if they started in the dregs

 

[Trains]

me 6 times

seeing you try and evade them by running to where 10 more were waiting was quite the kneeslapper

 

[Subeh]

Same story for me

Was the only person in the line to write out a thoughtful response with character and effort and thats all I got and have been given since

please somebody give him a gun before he starts lining hats with tinfoil

please

not again

 

[Ond]

consider it a trial and tribulation

they purposefully gave all the good RPers shit weapons, knowing they would strive for higher, loftier goals if they started in the dregs

The only thing I’m striving for is 1st degree murder when I find that fucking guy

 

[Tyrone]

you ever heard of that cult that released sarin gas into a Japanese subway

yeah

You guys gonna create an anime based around your group?

 

[Lewis!]

yuo dont make 7852 nebulae without making some enemies... ..

 

[Komchan]

>walk up to guy giving out scripts
>he asks what ur profession is and what u can do in general
>i spend a good few minutes writing out actual detailed lines of how my char is combat capable even with one arm (she asked for a pistol) but is also a tinkerer
>guy stares for good second
>"hmm i give you toolbox and glue i think also crowbar bye bye"
>i then spend 10 minutes karen'ing my way into a usp

>walk up to guy giving out scripts
>say you're an engineer and am 'okay' in a combat situation, clearly be an engineer, wanting engineering stuff for purposes of engineering, tools and the like
>he stares for a few moments
>gives gun + wrench

i swear im being fucked with lol

 

[Uranio]

The only thing I’m striving for is 1st degree murder when I find that fucking guy

@Mic15000​

 

[Isuckatgaming]

>say you're an engineer

>gives gun + wrench

real?????

 

[Ond]

real?????

 

[Lewis!]

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

I'M A VORT, I'M XENIAN

I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE FOR A WEAPON

UNLIKE YOU!

vorticough.wav

 

[Ond]

I'M A VORT, I'M XENIAN

I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE FOR A WEAPON

UNLIKE YOU!

vorticough.wav

Yeah maybe but you will never not be a disgusting slime freak

 

[Merlinsclaw]

Yeah maybe but you will never not be a disgusting slime freak

frog is my new favorite slur for vorts

 

[Ond]

frog is my new favorite slur for vorts

Thats cool I call them undesireables

 

[Pyromancer]

red and i just got baited by someone into running into a 'cave', which was actually, an 'antlion cave'

they joined us with an AK74SU and later unequipped it before swapping to a shovel and dying, presumably to avoid dropping it

we get to the cave, i realize what just happened, i go back to look for the person who baited us

they're dead only dropped the shovel and i have no opportunity to kill them (PK) for baiting us into an antlion cave.

bruh

no closure, only pain and a waste of 3 and a half boxes of 9x18mm, no means of making back the profit of the lost ammo

i don't even want to know how much buckshot red had to waste

never trust a blue suit

me on my way to spawn more unregulated ammo with zero permission from anybody [what are they going to do, ban me?]