Hunt Down Freeman

[Powley]

Powley I can say this with an honest heart

Even playing it for a meme isn't worth it. It is that bad and even adding in cutscenes and shit as they plan to do asap won't fix it.

I've made a promise, rabid

 

[Zak]

I'm gonna regret playing this aren't i

listen to the men

if you want a meme mod that's awful and lore-breaking, download "episode 3: closure"

this isn't worth the electricity i spent watching someone else stream it

 

[Blackquill]

I'd rather play crack life

AT LEAST IT WORKS

 

[Powley]

listen to the men

if you want a meme mod that's awful and lore-breaking, download "episode 3: closure"

this isn't worth the electricity i spent watching someone else stream it

listen Zak if I break after playing this whole game in one setting

Take my Neb count, okay?

 

[Rabid]

I've made a promise, rabid

At least wait for them to ""push the update"" cause as-is you'd have to spam console commands to make it work.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

I'd rather play crack life

AT LEAST IT WORKS

it's also really fucking funny

 

[Akula]

guys I'm not even fucking joking there's a cutscene where Sergeant Mitchell runs into a factory that builds cremator heads and word for word he says he's going to burn it to the ground

this is a masterpiece

 

[Rabid]

guys I'm not even fucking joking there's a cutscene where Sergeant Mitchell runs into a factory that builds cremator heads and word for word he says he's going to burn it to the ground

this is a masterpiece

DOES HE SAVE THE KIDS DINGO
[doublepost=1519469733][/doublepost]THE UPDATE IS IN APPARENTLY.

 

[Stalkerino]

17 positive reviews and 126 negative reviews
aint it a radical game????!?!?!

 

[Isuckatgaming]

guys I'm not even fucking joking there's a cutscene where Sergeant Mitchell runs into a factory that builds cremator heads and word for word he says he's going to burn it to the ground

this is a masterpiece

You think you're so cool, with your stick, bullying citizens, you didn't see what i did, my brothers did, the CAPTAIN did, you couldn't know anything we lived through. When I was a child the combines forced me and the other kids to make cremator heads, every day, I saw another of my friends die, right before my eyes, we were forced to work, forced to build monsters, while standing next to the guts of our friends, the only smell in that hellhole, was the smell of our brothers blood, that, was the hell I was in. Those are the only memories from my childhood. The Captain saved me from that hell, he and his men, they burnt the whole factory to the ground...he was a god in my eyes, he saved us.... he freed us... made us men! He made us soldiers...I'm happy to die here, for HIS cause...because my life, everything I am, belongs to him...

 

[Chromesthesia_]

DOES HE SAVE THE KIDS DINGO
[doublepost=1519469733][/doublepost]THE UPDATE IS IN APPARENTLY.

no he skull fucks them

 

[Rabid]

no he skull fucks them

Look dude at this point I'd believe he does

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

no he skull fucks them

sergeant mitchell confirmed pedo

 

[Blackquill]

@Chromesthesia_ was right

Chrom make a video

 

[Akula]

DOES HE SAVE THE KIDS DINGO
[doublepost=1519469733][/doublepost]THE UPDATE IS IN APPARENTLY.

I would know if the game fucking worked

for now let's go with child rape

 

[Deerjohn]

Sergeant 'Empty my nine into the child support line' Mitchell

 

[Zak]

Sergeant "Touch a kid to make ten quid" Mitchell

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Sergeant ''If the age is on the clock it's time for cock'' Mitchell

 

[Powley]

Unironically looking forward to this

 

[Akula]

there's a part where a Royal Navy captain calls Sergeant Mitchell a gift from god

we're doing the jesus allegory boys