Joke of the Day

[Powley]

@Chadwick two games

I’m yet to receive them

 

[Rictalspace]

So far Powley is winning with ligma

 

[Tzula]

So far Powley is winning with ligma

Hey rictal what's ligma.

 

[deathwolf]

someone told me all the jokes posted here were bad, but I have a thread that says otherwise

 

[deathwolf]

blind man walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.


an irishman walks out of a bar.

a dyslexic walks into a bra

a snake walks into a bar, barman says “how the fuck did you do that?”

two men walk into a bar, you would think one of them would have seen it

A dwarf walked into a bar, the bar for this joke was set pretty low

 

[Deleted member 243]

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

What do you call a Nebulous Administrator?

Super callous fragile dipstick ex-pedo lookin ogre

 

[PilotBland]

yo rictal spell i cup

 

[Akula]

the other day I was playing Tannenberg and some guy in chat said "Hey guys, I have a great jew joke, wanna hear?"

I cringed as I prepared for some dumb nazi shit as is comon when Gaming™ but honestly it was pretty wholesome and got a genuine chuckle out of me so I'll share it with you fellas

"How does a Jewish person make coffee?"

"Hebrews it"

 

[Saint]

What do you call a midget party? A little get together

What couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack.

When I see the stars I think of you because you are beautiful... From a distance.

What kind of car does a German egg drive?
A Yolkswagon

 

[Greaser]

We should just host a Comedy Night server and have a little fun sometime.

 

[jb]

why did the pony need a glass of water?












































































































because his throat was feeling a little horse!

 

[Tzula]

I got one.

Jesus is walking about, trying to save lives.
At one house, he stops, thinks to himself and then approaches the door.

He knocks and a man responds.
"GO AWAY"

Jesus is very much shocked and to that end, he responds with.
"I am the lord and savior Jesus Christ! I am here to save you!"

The man then responds with.
"Save me from what?"

To which Jesus says.
"From what I am going to do to you if you dont open up."

 

[Deleted member 2925]

I have a good joke

I got one.

Jesus is walking about, trying to save lives.
At one house, he stops, thinks to himself and then approaches the door.

He knocks and a man responds.
"GO AWAY"

Jesus is very much shocked and to that end, he responds with.
"I am the lord and savior Jesus Christ! I am here to save you!"

The man then responds with.
"Save me from what?"

To which Jesus says.
"From what I am going to do to you if you dont open up."

 

[lucid]

I have a good joke

Thank you Linntrix. I really enjoyed this joke.

 

[Tzula]

I have a good joke

Oh thank you for the kind words and I'm glad you liked my joke :)

 

[john]

We should just host a Comedy Night server and have a little fun sometime.

 

[Chromesthesia_]

your mum

 

[deathwolf]

The real joke is that this went nowhere

 

[tera]

how we chinese ppl really got our names
our parents would throw pots and pans down the stairs