Joke of the Day

[Deleted member 7099]

@Yurrie

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[Deleted member 7099]

 

[surra]

@Yurrie

 

[The Rock]

I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

 

[sots]

I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

 

[Sil]

I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian

Makes me smile.

 

[The Rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian

Makes me smile.

Mate a just post funny jokes, wit you doin wae your mad stupid big words, away and get yourself to fuck.

 

[Sil]

Mate a just post funny jokes, wit you doin wae your mad stupid big words, away and get yourself to fuck.

If I had a penny for every time I used big words, I'd be very confused.

 

[Deleted member 7099]

why did the monkey brush his teeth?
because he hadn't since last monday!

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Spoiler

It's because I put on the wrong socks this morning

 

[walgreens]

WHAT TYPE OF BEES PRODUCE MILK?

BOOBEES

 

[deathwolf]

i would just like to mention to the moderation team that my post was made in the hopes that they wouldn’t give attention.

 

[walgreens]

Where tha jokes at anyone got a king sized joke

 

[Inaudible™]

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Cause then it'll BE A FOOT