@afran_ nebbed so here's the first one.
romeo's spaghetti marinara meatball especial
u will need
3 tins of plum tomatoes
1 whole mf carrot (and pref some vegetable stock too)
half a mf red onion
3-4 cloves of mf garlic, your dumbass can play it by eye alone
one teeny pinch of brown sugar (4 da honey dips)
some tomato paste
vinegario balsamico
cayenne pepper
basil, chopped fine as fuck and pref fresh but da 50p shit in a bag ain't problematic either
some meatballs, idc if you make your own or get em store bought, i'm an autist though so i make my own with egg, beef mince and a little salt pepper and garlic powder
(if you're an autist and can't cook beef properly, try cutting some bacon up into numerous small pieces and substitute that for the meatballs)
final ingredients you'll need are olive oil, a few bay leaves (i'm blessed to have a bay tree in my back garden) and some salt n pepper for da seasonin
cut everything fine (except the carrot and the meatballs ((obviously not the meatballs retard)), skin that mf carrot and cut it in half)
put in onions, bay leaves, sugar in some hot olive oil (use a lot of oil, but obviously don't fill the whole pot), while they simmer add a spinkle of salt and peppah
after this add da garlic, basil and da meatballs, let them all mingle, if the meatballs break down a bit don't scream and cry, you'll be okay.
when the meatballs are nice and spicy, blend up all your tamata'z, with a bit of veggie stock and da carrot (i take this FROM the veggie stock like a pro gamer)
go back to da pot once this is all blended, add some tomata paste, balsamic vinegar and stir a bit, before adding the blended solutionerio
cook on a low heat stovetop for 30-50 mins till slightly reduced (consistent, fully cooked thru, slightly evaporated water content, but make sure it doesn't go too far cause you'll get some ashy sauce and if you want that porco dio molto benne saucerino then you know you gotta have da moisture) , season for taste with cayenne pepper as it boils (if u are a caucasiarinio or just don't like spicy food, then don't do this, you will hurt yourself, if you are insane, like me, then live a little)
boil some pasta of your choice from about the 30 min mark, i personally like linguine or fusili, but if you're a sociopath you can have something else.
et voila, plate carefully and keep the rest for like the next 3 days not having to worry about dinner because you have some mamma mia vafanculo pasta to eat like the NEET you are xoxoxoo.
@afran_ nebbed so here's the first one.
romeo's spaghetti marinara meatball especial
u will need
3 tins of plum tomatoes
1 whole mf carrot (and pref some vegetable stock too)
half a mf red onion
3-4 cloves of mf garlic, your dumbass can play it by eye alone
one teeny pinch of brown sugar (4 da honey dips)
some tomato paste
vinegario balsamico
cayenne pepper
basil, chopped fine as fuck and pref fresh but da 50p shit in a bag ain't problematic either
some meatballs, idc if you make your own or get em store bought, i'm an autist though so i make my own with egg, beef mince and a little salt pepper and garlic powder
(if you're an autist and can't cook beef properly, try cutting some bacon up into numerous small pieces and substitute that for the meatballs)
final ingredients you'll need are olive oil, a few bay leaves (i'm blessed to have a bay tree in my back garden) and some salt n pepper for da seasonin
cut everything fine (except the carrot and the meatballs ((obviously not the meatballs retard)), skin that mf carrot and cut it in half)
put in onions, bay leaves, sugar in some hot olive oil (use a lot of oil, but obviously don't fill the whole pot), while they simmer add a spinkle of salt and peppah
after this add da garlic, basil and da meatballs, let them all mingle, if the meatballs break down a bit don't scream and cry, you'll be okay.
when the meatballs are nice and spicy, blend up all your tamata'z, with a bit of veggie stock and da carrot (i take this FROM the veggie stock like a pro gamer)
go back to da pot once this is all blended, add some tomata paste, balsamic vinegar and stir a bit, before adding the blended solutionerio
cook on a low heat stovetop for 30-50 mins till slightly reduced (consistent, fully cooked thru, slightly evaporated water content, but make sure it doesn't go too far cause you'll get some ashy sauce and if you want that porco dio molto benne saucerino then you know you gotta have da moisture) , season for taste with cayenne pepper as it boils (if u are a caucasiarinio or just don't like spicy food, then don't do this, you will hurt yourself, if you are insane, like me, then live a little)
boil some pasta of your choice from about the 30 min mark, i personally like linguine or fusili, but if you're a sociopath you can have something else.
et voila, plate carefully and keep the rest for like the next 3 days not having to worry about dinner because you have some mamma mia vafanculo pasta to eat like the NEET you are xoxoxoo.
@afran_ nebbed so here's the first one.
romeo's spaghetti marinara meatball especial
u will need
3 tins of plum tomatoes
1 whole mf carrot (and pref some vegetable stock too)
half a mf red onion
3-4 cloves of mf garlic, your dumbass can play it by eye alone
one teeny pinch of brown sugar (4 da honey dips)
some tomato paste
vinegario balsamico
cayenne pepper
basil, chopped fine as fuck and pref fresh but da 50p shit in a bag ain't problematic either
some meatballs, idc if you make your own or get em store bought, i'm an autist though so i make my own with egg, beef mince and a little salt pepper and garlic powder
(if you're an autist and can't cook beef properly, try cutting some bacon up into numerous small pieces and substitute that for the meatballs)
final ingredients you'll need are olive oil, a few bay leaves (i'm blessed to have a bay tree in my back garden) and some salt n pepper for da seasonin
cut everything fine (except the carrot and the meatballs ((obviously not the meatballs retard)), skin that mf carrot and cut it in half)
put in onions, bay leaves, sugar in some hot olive oil (use a lot of oil, but obviously don't fill the whole pot), while they simmer add a spinkle of salt and peppah
after this add da garlic, basil and da meatballs, let them all mingle, if the meatballs break down a bit don't scream and cry, you'll be okay.
when the meatballs are nice and spicy, blend up all your tamata'z, with a bit of veggie stock and da carrot (i take this FROM the veggie stock like a pro gamer)
go back to da pot once this is all blended, add some tomata paste, balsamic vinegar and stir a bit, before adding the blended solutionerio
cook on a low heat stovetop for 30-50 mins till slightly reduced (consistent, fully cooked thru, slightly evaporated water content, but make sure it doesn't go too far cause you'll get some ashy sauce and if you want that porco dio molto benne saucerino then you know you gotta have da moisture) , season for taste with cayenne pepper as it boils (if u are a caucasiarinio or just don't like spicy food, then don't do this, you will hurt yourself, if you are insane, like me, then live a little)
boil some pasta of your choice from about the 30 min mark, i personally like linguine or fusili, but if you're a sociopath you can have something else.
et voila, plate carefully and keep the rest for like the next 3 days not having to worry about dinner because you have some mamma mia vafanculo pasta to eat like the NEET you are xoxoxoo.
Could just shred the carrots and add two of them so they mix together better. I typically throw in some red whine I let cook off too
absolutely blessed recipe, cayenne is the real shit
I'm eating and I'm already hungry again wtf
Could just shred the carrots and add two of them so they mix together better. I typically throw in some red whine I let cook off too
used this dude's video as a base for my bolognese
i dont do the livers though because i dont have access to it but its still god tier
this is unironically what i based mine on
thin thin garlic
one small onion (don't put too many onions in the sauce vinnie)
3 small cans (1 and a half big cans)
bacon as the pork, meatballs as the beef (YOU GOTTA ADD DA PORK VINNIE DAS THE FLAVA)
and then basically all the basics of an italian marinara
do this, and you unironically have a true mafioso wise guy pasta sauce
i use the rest of the sauce the next day to break down the meatballs and make a mean lasagna the next day sometimes, the fam in quarantine be lovin that shit rn
based and kinopilled
put on goodfellas once or twice every year and start cooking near the beginning so you can sit down with your meatsauce/meatballs when they cook and eat in the prisonyou can learn so much from scorcese about italian food man, it's actually ridiculous.
also i'm surprisingly attentive with my cooking so i watch stuff like this and just absorb entire recipes and meal ideas.
[doublepost=1586983429][/doublepost]and when all else fails, please PLEASE listen to basics with babish, he's an amazing home cook, not a chef, not a cook in the traditional sense, but his mastery of home cheffery makes him better than most of your classical professional cooks in the home kitchen.
Bruh try watching samurai gourmetif you want a cute cooking show to watch on netflix try Salt Fat Acid Heat
it's not as educational as the book but Nosrat is very good presenter, it's very wholesome and it's only 4 episodes so you might as well in quarantine xx
Good idea
Fucking easy too, just put ice cream, milk and sugar into a blender, it‘s that easy