Serious pizza

Dr.Towers

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Fun fact, do you know that "pepperoni" in italian doesn't mean the sausage thing you put on the "pizza" but rather sweet pepper, in fact there's no such thing as "pepperoni pizza" in Italy, you can get various pizza toppings that can more or less equate to that but you can't get a "pepperoni pizza" unless you go to an italo-italoamerican pizzeria that specifically cooks "pepperoni pizza" but I doubt any exists at all. "Pepperoni" are an italo-american tradition, not an italian tradition. Another thing is that unlike "american pizza", which is composed for 99% of thick, molten cheese with a bit of tomato sauce, the standard italian pizza is composed mostly of tomato souce with some cheese, unless you specifically choose a pizza with an high additional cheese as topping; there as some people that even go so far as going in Italy, eating pizza there and saying that "They don't like italian pizza", which is basically the equivalent of saying "I don't like japanese sushi", these people are almost as bad as those who puts ketchup instead of tomato sauce on pasta.
 

ruben slikk

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so here's what you need to do right?

you get a cheese pizza
with a light cream base
then you cover that bitch in kebab. dont let it get away. not a single cm² of pizza surface must be untouched. bombard that motherfucker with that nice, grilled, shaved lamb flesh.
and then once its layered in kebab?
fuck it up with garlic sauce. drizzle that whole ass entire motherfucker.

and then?

you feast like the genoans who secured a trade route from italy through the bosphorus.

(optional step: if you're not a pussy and you can handle mild heat, rain down on that pie with hot chili oil)
 

Simman102

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then you cover that bitch in kebab. dont let it get away. not a single cm² of pizza surface must be untouched. bombard that motherfucker with that nice, grilled, shaved lamb flesh.
and then once its layered in kebab?
fuck it up with garlic sauce. drizzle that whole ass entire motherfucker.

(optional step: if you're not a pussy and you can handle mild heat, rain down on that pie with hot chili oil)
What's the point
You could just eat a kebab, it'd be the same
 

Plankster

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normally just cheese and ham, vesuvio. or a kebab pizza if im in the mood
 

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Pepperoni, sausage, bacon bits, and feta cheese crumbled on.
 

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a good idea is to go to italy and have a freshly made pizza from there 9 times out of 10 it’ll be bestest ever