Post a picture of yourself

[Goatson]

of course the german drives a volkswagen

 

[Luft]

of course the german drives a volkswagen

für das volk

für das reich

lang lebe

A L D I

@Shrike

 

[surra]

@Garrick He drives in real life

 

[The Rock]

@Garrick He drives in real life

Have I told you about my limited edition 2014 model Vauxhall corsa

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

>you’ll never have a cute chinese girl have a massive genuine interest in yourself as a person as well as your hobbies and loves you for who you are, and gives you a guided tour of beijing followed by a walk in the park and fancy dinner

God I love China I promise you this isn’t because there’s Chairman Mao behind me with a loaded pistol

 

[cns - he/him/his]

>you’ll never have a cute chinese girl have a massive genuine interest in yourself as a person as well as your hobbies and loves you for who you are, and gives you a guided tour of beijing followed by a walk in the park and fancy dinner

God I love China I promise you this isn’t because there’s Chairman Mao behind me with a loaded pistol

Good for you

 

[Whilt]

>you’ll never have a cute chinese girl have a massive genuine interest in yourself as a person as well as your hobbies and loves you for who you are, and gives you a guided tour of beijing followed by a walk in the park and fancy dinner

God I love China I promise you this isn’t because there’s Chairman Mao behind me with a loaded pistol

your soulmate because youre the same height

 

[Isuckatgaming]

your soulmate because youre the same height

Gnomeo and Juliet

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

your soulmate because youre the same height

Gnomeo and Juliet

GUYS STOP!!!!! YOU KNOW IM SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY HEIGHT!!! IM TELLING BLACKQUILL IF YOU KEEP BULLYING ME

 

[Ond]

>you’ll never have a cute chinese girl have a massive genuine interest in yourself as a person as well as your hobbies and loves you for who you are, and gives you a guided tour of beijing followed by a walk in the park and fancy dinner

God I love China I promise you this isn’t because there’s Chairman Mao behind me with a loaded pistol

if god is real why does he keep hurting me like this

 

[Luft]

>you’ll never have a cute chinese girl have a massive genuine interest in yourself as a person as well as your hobbies and loves you for who you are, and gives you a guided tour of beijing followed by a walk in the park and fancy dinner

God I love China I promise you this isn’t because there’s Chairman Mao behind me with a loaded pistol

tell her you roleplay

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

if god is real why does he keep hurting me like this

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

 

[Isuckatgaming]

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

johnny no oh god oh fuck the chinese are gonna get you!!!

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

johnny no oh god oh fuck the chinese are gonna get you!!!

i religiously avoid nebulous dot cloud when in china

 

[MaXenzie]

@Johnny B. Goode is nebulous' mr worldwide

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

@Johnny B. Goode is nebulous' mr worldwide

 

[constantdisplay]

>you’ll never have a cute chinese girl have a massive genuine interest in yourself as a person as well as your hobbies and loves you for who you are, and gives you a guided tour of beijing followed by a walk in the park and fancy dinner

 

[Whilt]

serious question do other flight attendants (((male))) hit on you?

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

serious question do other flight attendants (((male))) hit on you?

Yes, it happens to everyone but they stop once you say to them you don’t swing that way

 

[MaXenzie]

Yes, it happens to everyone but they stop once you say to them you don’t swing that way

must be a helluva confidence booster tho