- do /me smiles at any given opportunity
- grow a mustache ASAP
- stereotypical 'cowboy'-esque one-liners for any given situation, even if they aren't appropriate ("we're just getting the horses ready, brother!!")
- get either a repeating pistol or .38/.45 - make sure you keep it hidden in a cross holster so you can quickdraw it to deal with those filthy wranglers (!!!)
- never, even if your life is at total risk, turn down an opportunity to converse with the local townsfolk (globalists/coalition). if you're confronted with hostility, refer back to tip 1 and act as charismatic as is feasible possible (/me smiles after every line)