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Well spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.@A_cRaZeD_hObO™ what material is that? wax or something? I prefer gelatin for my pocket pussy needs
this has to be an elaborate shitpostWell spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.
Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...
Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.
Please, you cannot abandon such a prestigious project. Keep posting ffsWell spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.
Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...
Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.
cum candle?Well spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.
Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...
Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.
We've all done some shameful sexual acts haven't we, hmm?this has to be an elaborate shitpost
We've all done some shameful sexual acts haven't we, hmm?