shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

[Knight]

ota get deployed for like 4 antlions

every single fucking CP was hiding in their ration room out of fear of being ganked LOL

remember when you forgot that vort NPCs one tap people and spawned 3 infront of WI

 

[Khiel]

remember when you forgot that vort NPCs one tap people and spawned 3 infront of WI

?

(((forum moderation))) please -snip- this post it is leaking chinese secrets

 

[Stalker]

aren't there like those thumper things around the city stopping antlions why was this event a thing

 

[Khiel]

aren't there like those thumper things around the city stopping antlions why was this event a thing

the stalkers went on strike and the thumpers broke so antlions entered under the guise of economic migration and caused chaos


this is why we need socialism

 

[Chezburger]

the stalkers went on strike and the thumpers broke so antlions entered under the guise of economic migration and caused chaos


this is why we need socialism

i dont want socialism because i get to kill things

 

[Deleted member 4609]

@Slim Events, the soundtrack:

 

[Khiel]

 

[Jimbo]

@malesroleplayingfemales

 

[Isuckatgaming]

When you're slim and you do a late night event that causes mass shoot outs in the streets but you find out people are posting about it on the forums so you have to get your moderator friend on the line to take down the posts

Blackdanoff, he posted the video

Delete the post

He's complaining

Reply ban him from the meme thread

He's trying to post it on the screenshot thread

Delete his post and ban him for 24 hours, post unrelated shitposts

He's back. He's trying to edit it into a funny meme video

Post more unrelated shitposts, then lock the meme thread

He's gonna post in the admin abuse forum

Put DoubleD on the line

''Yes master?''

Ban him, flood the abuse report forum and then unban him

''OK''

He's unbanned. He posted the funny meme video. He thinks he's going to make it.

Datastorm him. Transfer his nebulae and find another.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

slim is just creating a cinematic universe

 

[Khiel]

slim is just creating a cinematic universe

cant be worse than the DC one

 

[ansty]

Curb your Pk (Based on a real story)


*A conscript gets cornered by 2 rebels*

**Sgt Ethan Jacob attempts to use his combat knife to use the male as a human shield
Sgt Ethan Jacob has Rolled 3 our of 100
1,8 City 8 Cp Uniform has Rolled 100 out of 100
** 1,8 City 8 cp uniform Pushes the conscript back
1,8 ,City 8 Cp uniform Yells : I SAID STAY WHERE YOU ARE
** Cute female figure Attempts to violetly cut the conscripts arms whith her chainsaw
Sgt Ethan Jacob has rolled 42 out of 100
Cute female figure has rolled 37 our of 100
** Cute female figure hits the wall instead
**Sgt Ethan Jacob attempts to grab his OICW switch to greanede and blow both himself and the rebels up
Sgt Ethan Jacob has rolled 60 out of 100
1,8 City 8 cp uniform has rolled 10 out of 100

OOC Sgt Ethan Jacob : And that is the story of how i Pked you

*The conscript blows himself and the rebels up*



OOC Thomas "Rogue" Jackson : We both survived

Pickle Rick Permanetly killed the character Sgt Ethan Jacob

*Meanwhile at the conscripts house*




*It turns out that the rebels were staff members who gave themselfs 250 hp and 100 armor so thats why they managed to survive*

 

[sambo]

you: i stroked the cutie

me, an intellectual: i struck the cutie

 

[Chezburger]

you: i applied for CP

me, an intellectual: i beat the shit out of Pumpkin.

 

[Deleted member 332]

Me when Lemonpunch died and I finally thought I was free from its evil grasp

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

something wrong
i hold my head
ww3 subforum gone
a dead

 

[swagile]

00 vs Antlion pack

> when you stumble upon a 00 as a 50 unit with a SMG and wonder if you should save the 00 with pin point accurate s2k skills or just shoot him and blame it on him being in the middle of a antilion swarm

 

[Khiel]

good morning nebulous! how is everyone? for breakfast im having some cookies i just made, and a nice warm cuppa tea

 

[Kafe]

good morning nebulous! how is everyone? for breakfast im having some cookies i just made, and a nice warm cuppa tea

I had a nice box of my favorite cereal, but family consumed the contents and the box itself before I could open it.
So I'm off to the store to get some more

 

[Khiel]

I had a nice box of my favorite cereal, but family consumed the contents and the box itself before I could open it.
So I'm off to the store to get some more

what cereal is it mr kafe