guys ive got a story and a half here
okay so i went to the pool as you do and needed a shit, simple enough
i go to the toilet (its one of those ones where its only one and you lock it) and all i hear is a man shitting his guts out
5 minutes later
he comes out
a fucking hulking black beast, one could say an "absoloute fucking unit"
"sorry pal, i would take your time going in there, been a bit rough if you know what i mean"
tyrone laugh
never again lads