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Alright. Thread is pretty self explanatory. Tell stories of your experiences. These can range from scary, funny, cringe, awkward, anything really.

I'll start anyway. We'll call this one...

The Brony DND meetup.

Alright. So two years ago I was the biggest faggot you could imagine. I had acne. no friends, and played DND constantly.

me two years ago



anyway, back to the story.

Me and a group of 4 guys played dungeons and dragons. We were literally the biggest fags on the planet. Here is the TLDR of us two years ago.

Me - Wore glasses, acne, played DND.

person 1 - Gay, brony, professional dungeon master

person 2 - Gay, brony, autistic (had like an IQ of fucking 300 doh)

person 3 - Worked at tescos, failed GCSE's. always complaining about how shit life is.

person 4 - he is now trans.

After we played DND for around 5 months we had actually become really good friends. It was pretty weird because I was 14 while these fucks were like 18-20.

One faithful day. person 4 brings up the idea of us meeting up to play airsoft. I accept and so do the others. We are all pretty pumped. I had also just got a legendary sword so i was on top of the moon.

Anyway. We turn up to airsoft and this is how it goes down.

One 18 year old brings his dad, no one spoke at all (only our parents spoke), none of us knew how to play airsoft and just sat down most of the time out of breath, person 2 forgets their lunch and begins crying out loud in front of everyone.

We had not bonded in anyway at all. I just wanted to get out of there. When we were packing our shit up. Person 1 says to me. "Hey, Jager look (my dnd character was called jager)" he then proceeds to pull out a pony keychain"

I never spoke to them again. Ever.

To this day they still ring me on skype.
 
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I once got banned from using my school's computers for typing "Gas the jews" and "Heil Mein fuhrer"

When I was 12 I thought anime was Japanese porn (Don't ask why I thought this I don't even know) and I told a weeb "Isn't that like porn?" It was really fucking awkward.
 
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so I was on camp at an army base
the most annoying retarded kid there asks me to pack his sleeping bag for some reason
so I start packing it and I notice it's really wet.
He says it's just sweat and starts laughing slightly.

Later on I discovered it wasn't sweat.
 
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Alright. Thread is pretty self explanatory. Tell stories of your experiences. These can range from scary, funny, cringe, awkward, anything really.

I'll start anyway. We'll call this one...

The Brony DND meetup.

Alright. So two years ago I was the biggest faggot you could imagine. I had acne. no friends, and played DND constantly.

me two years ago



anyway, back to the story.

Me and a group of 4 guys played dungeons and dragons. We were literally the biggest fags on the planet. Here is the TLDR of us two years ago.

Me - Wore glasses, acne, played DND.

person 1 - Gay, brony, professional dungeon master

person 2 - Gay, brony, autistic (had like an IQ of fucking 300 doh)

person 3 - Worked at tescos, failed GCSE's. always complaining about how shit life is.

person 4 - he is now trans.

After we played DND for around 5 months we had actually become really good friends. It was pretty weird because I was 14 while these fucks were like 18-20.

One faithful day. person 4 brings up the idea of us meeting up to play airsoft. I accept and so do the others. We are all pretty pumped. I had also just got a legendary sword so i was on top of the moon.

Anyway. We turn up to airsoft and this is how it goes down.

One 18 year old brings his dad, no one spoke at all (only our parents spoke), none of us knew how to play airsoft and just sat down most of the time out of breath, person 2 forgets their lunch and begins crying out loud in front of everyone.

We had not bonded in anyway at all. I just wanted to get out of there. When we were packing our shit up. Person 1 says to me. "Hey, Jager look (my dnd character was called jager)" he then proceeds to pull out a pony keychain"

I never spoke to them again. Ever.

To this day they still ring me on skype.
Holy fuck this is gold.
person 2 forgets their lunch and begins crying out loud in front of everyone.
Wasnt he like 18?
 

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so I was on camp at an army base
the most annoying retarded kid there asks me to pack his sleeping bag for some reason
so I start packing it and I notice it's really wet.
He says it's just sweat and starts laughing slightly.

Later on I discovered it wasn't sweat.
Yo did you fucking kill him?
 
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Noble

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Holy fuck this is gold.

Wasnt he like 18?

Had the socially awkward version of being autistic. I don't really know too much about it, but essentially he has no knowledge of what to do in any social situation.
 
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so I was on camp at an army base
the most annoying retarded kid there asks me to pack his sleeping bag for some reason
so I start packing it and I notice it's really wet.
He says it's just sweat and starts laughing slightly.

Later on I discovered it wasn't sweat.
you must really be a cuck if you did it just because he told you to
 

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Back in First school we used to have this electric garage door thing that would go up and down if you held the button. All the kids used to hang off of it when it went up so I had this great idea of pushing it up while it came down, it crushed to the side then snapped off and I did about £400 in property damage. Never had to pay for it though :^0
 

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I got sucker punched by someone that was bullying a midget and trying to steal his bag in school.

I hate being that one friend that tries to stop all fights.

Also I got raped once. Someone rammed a wooden baseball bat literally up my arse in PE.
 

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old but gold

I hate that meme.

I follow the "Let them eat cake mentality." Meaning that if they're doing something that isn't really harming anyone, they should be allowed to do that.

I don't want to make this another Beastiality thread, lol.