Story Thread

[Goatson]

When I was very young (like 7 yo) the entire street I lived on was having this large feast at one of my buds house. Naturally, me and the other friends that lived there were outside playing. We decided to head into the forest, and whoopdeedoo we found a huge pit of sand. We hopped into it and just played in it for a while before heading back to the house.

As we were heading back all of us noticed this painful itch everyone started to get, but we ignored it. As we finally got back to the house the itch (for me at least) was unbearble so I pulled up my shirt to look and to my absolutely horrified surprise there were ants ALL OVER ME. Not even shitting it was 20 - 30 ants just on my chest and stomach. I panicked, and I don't remember more past that. I now have a fear of ants (or at least large groups).

TL:smiley:R Don't hop into random sand holes, they could be filled with ants.

 

[Zarail]

I remember me and my friends having a LAN at my friend Carl's house and beneath the table looked like a fucking jungle of cables connected to these (idk what they're called in English):

And obviously that switch determines whether or not it will give electricity to the cables.

First time, Carl's kitten wanted to play and occasionally started grabbing our socks and such. He later managed to hit the switch and turn of mine and my other friend's computer during a game of something (probably CS:GO).

At another LAN at Carl's house, I managed to hit that switch with my toe by mistake, turning off the computers that me and and Joel, a friend of mine that gets triggered by the smallest things, were using, and he went full apeshit because we couldn't connect to the server because we were banned for disconnecting during a game of The Walls (We played Minecraft back then).

Also, at Carl's first LAN, it ended with a kid with ADHD hitting my best friend with a roll of cardboard and everyone falling asleep but me.

So basically Carl never wants to hold any LAN party again.

(btw if you saw this at a previous thread then I posted it on the wrong thread and had to edit it.)

 

[Spungey]

I was kicked out of Religious Education for a year because I got in to an argument with my catholic teacher about whether religious was necessary in our world or not. Eventually my friend joined in ( Who was also kicked out ) and we ended up making her cry.

 

[Zarail]

I was kicked out of Religious Education for a year because I got in to an argument with my catholic teacher about whether religious was necessary in our world or not. Eventually my friend joined in ( Who was also kicked out ) and we ended up making her cry.

I honestly can't stand overly religious people.

 

[Spungey]

I honestly can't stand overly religious people.

I failed my RE GCSE because I gave my opinion.

 

[Zarail]

I failed my RE GCSE because I gave my opinion.

What a fucking wannabe fascist.

 

[liew]

I was in yr 9 at the time, someone found out my school computers PW, he also knew I liked anime. He basically went up and created like 10 ms PowerPoints on my account and when I went to open them up, I noticed there was a teacher behind me, he questioned as to why I was 'Watching Cartoons' during class, (He had no clue what anime was) and I ended up getting a 3 day exclusion.

 

[Jimbo]

I was in yr 9 at the time, someone found out my school computers PW, he also knew I liked anime. He basically went up and created like 10 ms PowerPoints on my account and when I went to open them up, I noticed there was a teacher behind me, he questioned as to why I was 'Watching Cartoons' during class, (He had no clue what anime was) and I ended up getting a 3 day exclusion.

Make an example of the kid and kill him

 

[liew]

Make an example of the kid and kill him

I've lost contact with the over the years,,,

 

[abcdefg]

nearing the end of year 10 i was in physics and we went into an IT room to create a document on something i cant remember now

but i sat next to me mate joseph and like not even half way through the lesson, i turned around to talk to another mate and joseph started typing the infamous word into google, 'porn'.

i turned around but couldnt stop the mad man in time, and before you know it, my internet access was completely blocked










for 24 hours.

 

[Noble]

nearing the end of year 10 i was in physics and we went into an IT room to create a document on something i cant remember now

but i sat next to me mate joseph and like not even half way through the lesson, i turned around to talk to another mate and joseph started typing the infamous word into google, 'porn'.

i turned around but couldnt stop the mad man in time, and before you know it, my internet access was completely blocked




for 24 hours.

what a fucking mad man
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I got sucker punched by someone that was bullying a midget and trying to steal his bag in school.

I hate being that one friend that tries to stop all fights.

Also I got raped once. Someone rammed a wooden baseball bat literally up my arse in PE.

oh shit yeah lol, that reminds me of another story.

this little guy, like 4'9 had this laptop in his bag. I walked up to him to take it , then this lanky fuck started to join the little guys side.

gave the fuck a punch to the jaw then hit the road.

 

[MaXenzie]

this little guy, like 4'9 had this laptop in his bag. I walked up to him to take it , then this lanky fuck started to join the little guys side.

gave the fuck a punch to the jaw then hit the road.

You Welsh?

 

[Noble]

You Welsh?

yeah mate Cardiff

 

[MaXenzie]

yeah mate Cardiff

...

What school did you go to?

 

[Spungey]

yeah mate Cardiff

What a prank

 

[Noble]

...

What school did you go to?

Cardiff high school. You?

 

[MaXenzie]

Cardiff high school. You?

Not there.

So no, you're not CJ, the autistic child that punched me.

 

[Spungey]

Not there.

So no, you're not CJ, the autistic child that punched me.

boi

 

[MaXenzie]

boi

He was white.

 

[Spungey]

He was white.

pal