Story Thread

[MaXenzie]

pal

He was about as white as a polar bear at a bukkake session.

 

[Noble]

pal

Not there.

So no, you're not CJ, the autistic child that punched me.

what happened

 

[abcdefg]

Dydw i ddim yn hoffi Caerdydd; dwi'n casau de Cymru.

 

[Zarail]

Oh, another one.

You know that you can connect Youtube on your device to some types of TVs? I remember doing some PRAO work (PRAO is basically you taking a break from school to work at a place, in my case a private restaurant for immigrant children) and when I had a break and watched youtube, I found out I could connect to 3 different Televisions. I decided to put on this...

...On a random TV. I then opened a door and listened closely, and I heard the fucking song being played through the hallway from the childrens' activity room. I laughed my ass off in the process.

 

[ruben slikk]

a private restaurant for immigrant children

what the fuck

 

[Zarail]

what the fuck

Yeah I forgot to mention it is less of a restaurant and more of a school cafeteria.
[doublepost=1473007949][/doublepost]Also it was my dad's idea.

 

[ruben slikk]

Yeah I forgot to mention it is less of a restaurant and more of a school cafeteria.
[doublepost=1473007949][/doublepost]Also it was my dad's idea.

that's even worse, a school cafeteria restricted to strictly refugees

wtf is wrong with sweden

 

[Zarail]

that's even worse, a school cafeteria restricted to strictly refugees

wtf is wrong with sweden

No it wasn't a school. They lived there and it is like a hotel for people who didn't have any chance on getting a home.

Also they went to an actual school. Imagine their own cafeteria as some sort of dinner room but bigger and without shitty food used in schools.

 

[munchm_]

I remember when I had my first girlfriend, I was pretty bad in the relationship. The first night that we properly started getting it on was pretty nice in memory, but when I got home my balls ached like hell. At the time, I didn't understand what having blue balls was, so I went to bed normally and got up in the morning with them still aching. I had to rub one out to get rid of it, and it was like someone took a tonne weight off my balls.

 

[ricefields]

in year 7 4 years ago i once printed soft pornography in school during prep cause i was so bored and my friend said he'd by me a drink if i did so i casually printed a picture of a pair of tits but i did so on my account

2 minutes later the technician bursts into the room shouting my name and i was so fucked but i earned mad respect from it im not gonna lie i was so gassed from it i was a little joker, i only got a 3 hour detention

 

[abcdefg]

in year 7 4 years ago i once printed soft pornography in school during prep cause i was so bored and my friend said he'd by me a drink if i did so i casually printed a picture of a pair of tits but i did so on my account

2 minutes later the technician bursts into the room shouting my name and i was so fucked but i earned mad respect from it im not gonna lie i was so gassed from it i was a little joker, i only got a 3 hour detention

Was it a pair of tooters in a bra or were they flat out hangin

 

[Twar]

When I started ICT in year 10 we had this teacher called Ron, he had football eyes and we all thought we were little memey faggots, so we would use the schools net to send each other emails of humorous pictures. This kid called Ellis took a picture of Ron bent over and put 'DAT ASS' as a caption and sent it to us all, he didn't get his email back for the rest of his time at the school.

I was sitting in the PC room during maths and my mate climbs through the window, bends down next to me and is like 'SAFE JACK' and im like 'are you ok'. He had taken Acid at lunch and was out of his fucking mind and he got into an argument with a lesbian, accused her of touching him and invading his personal space then went back to his class.

I have a lot of drug stories from this school because we had 80 people in our entire year, 140 people in the entire school and it was just shit, it was great.

 

[ricefields]

Was it a pair of tooters in a bra or were they flat out hangin

it was a nipslip one

 

[Noble]

it was a nipslip one

already nutted

 

[Noble]

my family once used to raise dogs and sell them. At one point though this mother dog gave birth to like 20 puppies.

We were happy at first however after a while they weren't selling off so we had to put them down.

Me and my family took 5 puppies, put them in a box, cut a whole in the box and then put the box up against the exhaust pipe of the car.

My uncle drowned 2, and then snapped the others necks.

 

[Zarail]

my family once used to raise dogs and sell them. At one point though this mother dog gave birth to like 20 puppies.

We were happy at first however after a while they weren't selling off so we had to put them down.

Me and my family took 5 puppies, put them in a box, cut a whole in the box and then put the box up against the exhaust pipe of the car.

My uncle drowned 2, and then snapped the others necks.

WOW.
WOW.
THIS IS SO DEPRESSING.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND THE PUPPIES TO ME?! ;_;

 

[Twar]

my family once used to raise dogs and sell them. At one point though this mother dog gave birth to like 20 puppies.

We were happy at first however after a while they weren't selling off so we had to put them down.

Me and my family took 5 puppies, put them in a box, cut a whole in the box and then put the box up against the exhaust pipe of the car.

My uncle drowned 2, and then snapped the others necks.

that went from 0 to 100 real quick
Jesus

 

[Noble]

WOW.
WOW.
THIS IS SO DEPRESSING.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SEND THE PUPPIES TO ME?! ;_;

i can still send them

 

[Zarail]

i can still send them

I swear, if PETA would be reading your previous message then they would try to sue you.

(I'll take 2 btw)

 

[*honk honk*]

my family once used to raise dogs and sell them. At one point though this mother dog gave birth to like 20 puppies.

We were happy at first however after a while they weren't selling off so we had to put them down.

Me and my family took 5 puppies, put them in a box, cut a whole in the box and then put the box up against the exhaust pipe of the car.

My uncle drowned 2, and then snapped the others necks.

same but with people back in 1945