Serious Team Fortress 2

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the frontier justice
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once saw a guy use mini sentries on MVM.
He got halfway through round 1, killed constantly and got kicked before the game over screen appeared.
 

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this reminds me i still have a mvm ticket i somehow got gifted 4 years ago by a random guy playing on a random server
 

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i just found this again and had to laugh quite a bit

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>me fire tribe
>me do ritual dance in important cave painting protection cave
>water tribe mastered fire
>water tribe threaten important cave painting
>gryro kill water tribe
 

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gonna be starting my next Two cities tour on MVM in around 10 minutes, if anyone wants to join, add me on steam.
Will be mann up mode though.
 

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>Heavies bow to Medic
>In contact with devs
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control dustbowl with an iron but fair fist
>Own intelligence & control points globally
>Direct descendants of the classic TF bloodline
>Will bankroll the first maps on TF3 (Medicgrad will be be the first map)
>Own 99% of hat facilities on TF2
>First designer hats will in all likelihood be Medic hats
>Medic said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on TF2 has only existed deep in Australian Outback & Area 51
>Ancient TFC scriptures tell of a medic who will descend upon TF2 and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented skill with him
>They own hat labs around the world
>You likely have medic hat on you right now
>The Medic is in regular communication with the developers Robin and Gabe, forwarding the word of devs to the gaming community. Who do you think set up the meeting between /tf2g/ & the Gabe Newell? (First meeting between the two groups ever) and arranged /tf2g/'s first trip to Valve HQ in history
>They learned fluent rocket jumps in under a week
>Community servers entrust their map rotations with the Medic. There's no gold in tf_knox, only tf_Medic
>The Medic is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the orange box launch to the end of the game. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.
 
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