The Ballad of Chris Chan

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  1. ZeroPants

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    jesus, I do you think they will use some of the chris chan videos in court?

    Imagine a jury being forced to watch the cake video
     
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    they might show things relevant to the incest charge, the more recent videos of chris and barb begging for money where she looks like a draugr. showing old chris vids just seems gratuitous. scarring the jury for no reason
     
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    Is....is it finally over?
     
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    It could be done to further prove Chris was and is mentally unstable, but yeah, showing the entirety of the Sonichu Animated Series might be overkill
     
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    weirdest character study ever fucking made. this whole fucking story is a parody of itself and i physically cannot believe it's actually real.
    i feel bad for autistic people who have to be associated with this.
     
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    It's not the autism that did this to him imho, it's the abuse, I'm a little fucking spergo and function normally in the physical world and have very little intent to retreat to a world of sonic-induced fantasy, pretty sure this is a direct result of Barb/Mr.Chandler's treatment of him during his child/young/adulthood, especially the resulting treatment of Barb after Mr.Chan's death.
     
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    i know- my brother is autistic and i've lived with him for most my life up until recently, and as wacky as some of his stunts were never would he reach such fucking incredibly heights of internet bullshitery. it's all just a shitload of fuck as AVGN would say.
     
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    what

    fr tho

    somebody tldr this guy for me, i dont understand anything
     
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    trust me
    a tldr is not even close to context needed for that particular case
     
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    its a fucking misson and a half to tldr this shit bro this documentary is only up to like 2015 or some shit


    2007, guy sees autistic loser at his college holding up this sign
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    this gentlemen is christian weston chandler, creator of the famous hedgehog/pokemon sonichu, also potentially the first ever lets-player and one of the earliest bronies on the internet and probably the most documented man ever

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    hes then bullied online for years, and it was really easy to bully him because hes a massive narcissist with zero self awareness and has a youtube account

    heres a highlight from the prime era of cwc, someone got chris to upload a tour of his home but because his family's fucking disgusting the whole house was filthy. his parents got mad at him because they were worried their house was gonna get condemned


    in these early years, chris was really focused on getting a girlfriend. he was genuinely friends with a girl at one point but he fucked it up when he drew a comic of him fucking her with the caption 'she came for cwc'
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    fast forwarding a bit trolls really started testing the waters on how far they could fuck with him. chris was homophobic at this point he really didnt like the gays. 12 year old boys online would call him up pretending to be girls and get him to jam shit up his ass for them and other shit like that. the most famous one of these was the julay saga which included him recording himself fucking a sexdoll pretending it was this chick he thought he was talking to.
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    fast forwarding even more now eventually people convinced him (or he came out idk u make up ur own mind) he was a tomgirl and he started wearing bras and shit and calling himself lesbian
    i dont hate you guys enough to provide an image here

    what really fucked him up were these losers called the idea guys who basically mind fucked him. because chris has autism and because hes already been subjected to about a decade of mental torture at this point he literally ate up and believed whatever these guys told him. so now chris chan is a multi-dimensional goddess. theres a lot more to it than that but i really cant be fucked explaining.
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    theyre why when you see the vid of him getting arrested the goobers recording it are telling him to merge the dimensions

    the best chris chan era was the liquid chris saga, which is when some dude made his own chris chan account on youtube and he impersonated chris but just did everything better, he sang better, got a girlfriend etc etc. it was probably the most innocent trolling out of the whole thing.


    from 2008-2012 almost every single day of chris chan's life was documented so theres a fuckton of stuff that ive left out, even the short summaries on youtube are about 2hrs long.
     
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    Wow didn’t know you could type for so long jimbo that’s awesome
     
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    he has never had the motivation until now
     
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    thanks thats probably the most effort ill put into a post for a while
     
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    Jimbo has a certain number of spoons to use on literate posts in the day
     
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    what the fuck I was just trying to be a dick

    change some names and apply for the next alplands with it
     
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    I watched a video of a guy who was like "Who knew it would end like this" BRUHHHH EVERYONE!!!! That mofucka was ending up in Prison.
     
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